Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage
Parisian Zombies Demand More Than Just Brains
Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

With Halloween approaching, it seems good to remind people that French zombies hunger for more than just brain. They crave cheese too. Hey! They may be zombies, but they’re French zombies!

Frankly, I just hope that they don’t swarm across the Chunnel seeking and devouring Brittain’s very limited supply of Blue-Brain cheese.

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The Walking Left

The Walking Left
The Walking Left

It doesn’t matter if you call them Leftists, Progressives, Liberals, or just Democrats, they’re nothing but a plague-ridden, horde of disease carriers gnawing away at the fabric of our nation.

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American Zombies

We’re Loyal American Zombies

According to foreign born, Socialist, Hollywood has-been, Jim Carrie we’re just “Loyal Zombies” if we support our People, our Culture, our Nation, and our President. But then, all this Leftist grifter is adding another slur to Bitter Clingers, Deplorables and Dregs; he’s not really doing anything new, just riffing on the normal attitude our domestic enemies have towards American patriots and the country we love and that they love to hate.

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The Zombie Apocalypse

I think we actually be nearing the Zombie Apocalypse. No, I’m not expecting the streets to soon fill with the hungry undead – DNC functions excepted 😛 – any time soon or, likely, ever. I’m talking about the apocalypse of the zombie meme itself.

Girls In Their Undies vs. Zombies

I’m pretty sure that the existence and popularity of cartoonist massgrfx’s Girls In Their Undies vs. Zombies indicates that the Zombie Apocalypse meme is rotting away from the inside and that its end – Not with a bang but a groan – is fast approaching.

I mean, C’mon! There’s now the pop-culture term, “ZILFs” (Zombies I’d Like to Fuck) and iZombie exec producer Rob Thomas is comfortable taking full advantage of it.  Hence, while predicting the eschaton of a meme is inherently inaccurate, I think this one is done or nearly so.

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The Zombie POTUS

It’s politically acceptable to describe Obama as a Lame Duck POTUS since he cannot stand for reelection. A better, much more honest, and, hence, unacceptable thing to do would be call Obama a Zombie POTUS.

Zombie Obama
The Zombie POTUS

Not only can the boy not be reelected, his policies – indeed, his rhetoric and everything he a portrayed himself as doing – are a large part of the reason that the Democrats lost and lost big in both the 2010 and 2014 midterm elections, even though many Dems did their best to turn on the boy and distance themselves from him.

This is, of course, not to say that Obama doesn’t still pose a clear and present danger to America and Americans. Even feculent shufflers like him can and will do what harm they can. The boy does after all have absolutely nothing to lose and has enough lame duck Senators to cause problems.

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