No Hope. They Will Rise

They Can Be Killed

Well, the Teletubbies are vaxxed against COVID-19 – or not – and this has given many people new hope. If they need to be vaccinated, then they can die, and, if they can die, they can be killed.

But They Will Rise, Hungry For The Flesh Of Man

I believe that this is a false hope though. Whether due to “side effects” of the Coronavirus vaccine or due to just the unnatural and evil nature of the Teletubbies themselves, I’m sure that they will rise again if killed, stronger, fouler, and hungrier than before.

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Maji Ka, Koiju!

Maji Ka, Koiju!
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Above – rare documentary evidence of two giant showa koi – hence the portmanteau, “Koiju” – seen swimming in the Chiraibetsu River, near Sarufutsu-mura in in Sōya Subprefecture, Hokkaido, Japan.

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Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage
Parisian Zombies Demand More Than Just Brains
Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

With Halloween approaching, it seems good to remind people that French zombies hunger for more than just brain. They crave cheese too. Hey! They may be zombies, but they’re French zombies!

Frankly, I just hope that they don’t swarm across the Chunnel seeking and devouring Brittain’s very limited supply of Blue-Brain cheese.

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Monstrous Angst

Monstrous Angst

Even monsters have to deal with their inner demons. 😉 So, they just might be more angsty than evil after all.  Not but what angst past a point isn’t horrific enough to have to witness.

And here you thought “Monstrous Angst” was going to be about the Liberal and Progressives or their Blacks. 😈

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Monsters In The Closet

Monsters In The ClosetMonsters In The Closet

It true. Even in America we still shudder at the thought of monsters in the closet. Of course, with the way the 2016 elections are shaping up, we’ve a reason to do so. Look above at what the American people have to deal with – anencephalic beasts shuffling around and moaning “#NeverTrump.”

It’s pretty damn scary too since these brainless creatures, wallowing in the filth of their own childish selfishness, are putting America’s future at risk solely to feed their own monstrous urges.

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