No Hope. They Will Rise

They Can Be Killed

Well, the Teletubbies are vaxxed against COVID-19 – or not – and this has given many people new hope. If they need to be vaccinated, then they can die, and, if they can die, they can be killed.

But They Will Rise, Hungry For The Flesh Of Man

I believe that this is a false hope though. Whether due to “side effects” of the Coronavirus vaccine or due to just the unnatural and evil nature of the Teletubbies themselves, I’m sure that they will rise again if killed, stronger, fouler, and hungrier than before.

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