A Whale Of A Tale

Kids, in their innocent naivety, say the darnedest things, especially when they’re in school…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, โ€œWhen I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.โ€

The teacher asked, โ€œWhat if Jonah went to hell?โ€

The little girl replied, โ€œThen you ask him.โ€

The little was, of course, expelled from the school immediately thereafter. The school board informed her parents that, while “sassing” her teacher was permissible – they would never do anything to stunt her self-actualization – her referencing the Bible in the classroom was an act of bullying and religious intolerance, showing her deep-rooted Christian Privilege. They have a Zero Tolerance Policy about such things.

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