Product Placement

Apple has always excelled at marketing and advertisements. Even their choice of “White” as the color scheme for their devices was a masterstroke, as anyone can attest who’s seen the sea of people walking around with Apple’s pale earbud cords dangling from their heads.

Apple's iTit
Apple’s iTit – Best Product Placement Ever!

Now, with their new iTit, they’ve raised the bar once again. And, as a added benefit, this Apple offering may be the first new technology in decades that actually brings people together instead of isolating them in individual worlds of personal distraction. 😛

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Ghetto Math

Sharpton's just another jabbering race-baiting with delusions of self-worthAl Sharpton, one of the foremost silverbacks of the ever-angry and bitter ghetto activists is hooting, hollering, and jabbering again in yet another auto-erotic orgasmic release of race-baiting, grievance-mongering, and profiteering off of the exilic and hate-filled nature of the “Black Community” living within America’s borders.

In this particular episode of Sharpton’s inane jabbering he’s complaining and screaming about Apple not having any Blacks on their Board of Directors, though he brings up the larger picture of Blacks sitting on Fortune 500 corporations Boards of Directors.

The most laughable part of this dumb ape’s latest rant is that it proves beyond a shadow of doubt that he’s too stupid and unteachable to have even mastered basic arithmetic, which the Whites he hates and envies so much master, by and large, as young children.

There are no blacks on 30% of Fortune 500 Board of Directors. Apple, where we spend a lot of money on Apple, they have a new I-phone coming out today. No blacks in Board of Apple. We buying up all this Apple stuff and can’t get a bite.

Al Sharpton

Obviously ghetto math doesn’t reach the level of simple percentages or comparing figures, which would go a long way towards explaining Blacks’ difficulties in becoming employed.

Blacks make up approximately 13% of the populace within America but are on 70% of the Fortune 500’s Boards of Directors. That’s a level of over-representation that should have blacktivists like Sharpton either celebrating or being very quiet about it because it could only come about through race-based hiring criteria aka affirmative action.

If it wasn’t for the sad fact that Sharpton has a large audience – an audience containing many who are willing to engage in violence – we could all just sit back and laugh at this display of ignorance and stupidity. It is, after all, an exemplar of exactly why the “Black Community” is a failure and why creatures like Sharpton have audiences in the first place.

Maybe if Sharpton and the other ghetto vermin spent more time on getting past ghetto math and less time on breeding bastards, committing violent crimes, and trying to extort money from Whites, they’d eventually amount to something worth the 600,000 White lives that were spent in the war that gave them, their first hand-out, their freedom.

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Selective Progress

I would say that the hypocrisy of the Liberals and Progressives knows no bounds but I’m not sure if it’s honest hypocrisy or a deliberate double-standard that they use in the war against America.

In either case, they love to make snide remarks about the “ignorant Americans,” And say that we refuse all progress and cannot understand or properly use scientific and technological advances. They claim that it is for them to usher in a new age, by force if needed and we poor, dumb Americans need to shut up and stay out of their way while they do it.

Anti-Monsanto Poster
Progress Is Bad – If It Benefits Business

That’s the way of it with America’s domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives. They’ll snidely claim that Americans hate progress and can’t handle the rapid increase of technology but, at the same time, will rant about any and every advance that benefits the corporations that our the foundation of America’s wealth.

Of course, like all things involving groups of people in the real world, this isn’t a completely hard and fast rule. The worthless filth of the Left don’t have any problems with corporations or activities that increase their personal comfort. Not one will cry foul over Apple’s use of foreign quasi-slave labor or curtail their drug use due to the violence it causes.

Yeah, they’re in favor of very selective progress, progress that meaningfully benefits nobody but them.

Fortunately, American’s don’t have to pay heeds to these vermin’s rantings or insults.  While we must grant our domestic enemies their right to speak, we don’t have to listen to them, lend credence to any of their claims or even allow them to promulgate their beliefs through our schools systems.


Let me tell you what is coming. After the sacrifice of countless billions of treasure and hundreds of thousands of lives you may win a Liberal State, but I doubt it. Americans are determined to restore this Nation. We are not a fiery, impulsive people as you are, for we live rational lives filled with responsibilities. But when we begin to move in a given direction, we move with the steady momentum and perseverance of a mighty avalanche.

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Gullible iTrooper

One of the biggest problems that face evil overlords, whether they be The Empire or Apple, is labor. It’s hard, though not impossible, to find good help these days, as Apple’s iTrooper certainly proves.

iTrooper Gulled By Droids
These Aren’t The Droids You’re Looking For

The ever gullible iTrooper, well-compensated but poorly trained and inflexible, falls for the Jedi mind trick every time. These just must not be the droids he’s looking for.

On the other hand, these are the droids you’re looking for, as is this one.

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The iPad Killer

An “iPad Killer” has finally been unveiled, though it’s not running Android, Windows, and isn’t even a competing tablet. It’s Pope Benedict XVI!

His Holiness and His New iPad - So much for Apple and Steve Jobs
The iPad Killer – Pope Benedict XVI

Apple has easily survived the release of the information that its products are manufactured by Chinese slave labor worked and kept in horrific conditions. Likewise the electronics giant was not chided for its upwards of 60% profit margin on it popular portable products. These facts just don’t affect Steve Jobs’ and Apple’s image with the bulk of their customers.

On the other hand, the iPad being used by the Pope could quite likely hurt Steve Jobs and his company greatly. That is something that the average Apple customer – the Liberals, Hipsters, and Generation Y Slackers – really don’t want to be associated with. 😉

If this keeps up, Steve Jobs won’t be able to afford to buy any more Third World vital organs and will have to use the transplant waiting lists just like Joe and Jane Six-Pack.

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