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And here we have Venn’s last diagram, a tribute to the life and work of the one man most loved by many, many mathematicians and various scientists and loathed by many, many, many more of us who have had to suffer through too many and too seemingly interminable PowerPoint decks over the course of our lives and careers.
Tags: Humor | Mathamatics | Science | Venn | Venn Diagrams
Liberals, Progressives, and Atheists – essentially the whole cabal of anti-American and anti-Christian vermin inside America’s borders – are quite literally hell-bent on enforcing political correctness during the holiday season in the form of demanding under threat of lawfare the use of “Happy Holidays” instead of the normative “Merry Christmas.”
Well, after much work I’ve come up with the mathematical proof that they are wrong to believe and do so:
That’s right, Ladies and Gentlemen; Merry Christmas is now mathematically proven to be the scientifically correct seasonal greeting. Funny how the Left, always claiming to love math and science and always claiming American loath it, never realized this. 😉
Tags: America | Atheists | Christmas | Humor | Liberals | Math | Mathamatics | Political Correctness | Progressives | Sarcasm | Society | The Godless
Most people think that math and poetry are polar opposites. This, however, is not true. Take, for instance, this mathematical limerick:
What? This doesn’t seem to be a limerick to you? Let’s translate the formula into prose…
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
is nine squared and not a bit more.
See? Math and poetry can be one and the same. It’s just take a little work and some understanding 😛
Tags: Humor | Limericks | Math | Mathamatics | Poetry
Albert Einstein Tongue was without a reasonable doubt one of the greatest minds of the modern age. Einstein was both a scientist and a philosopher of science, a combination rarely seen today.
He is best known for his Theory of General Relativity and his Theory of Special Relativity. He should, however, also be known for his little-publicized Theory of Very Special Relativity.
Very Special Relativity (VSR, also known as the very special theory of relativity or VSTR) is the accepted sociological theory regarding the relationship between family and holiday time.
The formula for Einstein’s Theory of Very Special Relativity is Family(F) equals dysfunction(d) multiplied by the square of crazy(c). Thus, Einstein has mathematically proven the Family-Crazy equivalence during the holidays.
Tags: Einstein | Family | Holidays | Humor | Mathamatics | Physics | Relativity | Science | Sociology
Al Sharpton, one of the foremost silverbacks of the ever-angry and bitter ghetto activists is hooting, hollering, and jabbering again in yet another auto-erotic orgasmic release of race-baiting, grievance-mongering, and profiteering off of the exilic and hate-filled nature of the “Black Community” living within America’s borders.
In this particular episode of Sharpton’s inane jabbering he’s complaining and screaming about Apple not having any Blacks on their Board of Directors, though he brings up the larger picture of Blacks sitting on Fortune 500 corporations Boards of Directors.
The most laughable part of this dumb ape’s latest rant is that it proves beyond a shadow of doubt that he’s too stupid and unteachable to have even mastered basic arithmetic, which the Whites he hates and envies so much master, by and large, as young children.
There are no blacks on 30% of Fortune 500 Board of Directors. Apple, where we spend a lot of money on Apple, they have a new I-phone coming out today. No blacks in Board of Apple. We buying up all this Apple stuff and can’t get a bite.
Obviously ghetto math doesn’t reach the level of simple percentages or comparing figures, which would go a long way towards explaining Blacks’ difficulties in becoming employed.
Blacks make up approximately 13% of the populace within America but are on 70% of the Fortune 500’s Boards of Directors. That’s a level of over-representation that should have blacktivists like Sharpton either celebrating or being very quiet about it because it could only come about through race-based hiring criteria aka affirmative action.
If it wasn’t for the sad fact that Sharpton has a large audience – an audience containing many who are willing to engage in violence – we could all just sit back and laugh at this display of ignorance and stupidity. It is, after all, an exemplar of exactly why the “Black Community” is a failure and why creatures like Sharpton have audiences in the first place.
Maybe if Sharpton and the other ghetto vermin spent more time on getting past ghetto math and less time on breeding bastards, committing violent crimes, and trying to extort money from Whites, they’d eventually amount to something worth the 600,000 White lives that were spent in the war that gave them, their first hand-out, their freedom.
Tags: America | Apple | Blacks | Corporations | Education | Fortune 500 | Ghetto Thugs | Mathamatics | Race Baiting | Racial Activism | Sharpton | Vermin
