We’re With Her

We're With Her
We’re With Her

Honestly, I’d probably let it go but old Hillary keeps setting her raggedy self up in any glass house that she can find and throwing stones at President Trump and the American people. The hypocrisy of Hillary, or any Democrat really, making accusations against President Trump or making claims about “rape culture” is too great to be ignored or excused.

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Hillary’s War On Women

Hillary’s made a big deal about the GOP’s supposed “war on women.” Certainly, the toxic womyn who support her eat up it like chocolate. That’s why Hillary – evil, corrupt, and staunchly anti-American, but not stupid – based her entire campaign on it.

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That she’s been successful at this is proof that these females and the self-hating pseudo-males who enable them just don’t care past tokenism and appearances. After all, even as Hillary shrilling rants the dogma of radical feminism, look at what she surrounds herself with.

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Anthony Weiner’s ED

I always thought that Anthony Weiner’s crass, crude, and disgusting behavior was a compensating mechanism for some embarrassing failure on his part. As it turns out, I was sort of correct. Weiner’s got a bad and uncorrectable case of ED.

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No Little Blue Pill Is Going To Fix This

Yep! Anthony Weiner has an incurable case of Electile Disfunction. He’ the limp dick of New York politics, utterly unable to rise to the challenge of a political race. 😆

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Selling Fear & Loathing

As I’ve posted before, if Obama’s FDA and HHS were really trying to curtail smoking by Americans, the ads they’ve chosen will fail just as every previous attempt at social engineering of people’s habit through fear-mongering have failed.

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On the other hand, disgust and loathing work better than fear in almost all cases. It’s just a matter of marketing. 😉

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Brand Protection

Oscar Mayer LogoKraft Foods, Inc., in response to the continuing backlash caused by the online sexual deviance of ex-Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) has decided to distance their subsidiary, Oscar Mayer’s brand from the New York pervert. They have quietly and unceremoniously dropped the word “wiener” from all their hotdog advertisements in favor of “sausage.”

Kraft hopes to keep their Oscar Mayer brand and its trademark jingle from being associated with the neo-adultery and ludicrous mendacity of the disgraced ex-Congressman.

Thanks to one sleazy, pathetic, adulterous politician, the word wiener has been stained to the point that we can’t associate with it anymore,” said Kraft spokesperson, Beau Lonie. “Now all you hear is ‘Weiner sucks’ or ‘that Weiner is disgusting,’ or other even more off-color jokes about it, and that’s not in line with Oscar Mayer products which are, and always have been, a children’s favorite.

We must think of those children and disassociate our brand from this sort of prurience.

Oscar Mayer and Kraft foods are just fortunate that ‘sausage’ scans the same as ‘wiener’ and will not require us to change our hot dog’s famous jingle, which has delighted Americans for 46 years, beyond this simple word substitution.

Rumor has it that the processed food giant is consulting with attorneys to see if they can sue Anthony Weiner for damages. This is based upon the fact that his surname is more correctly pronounced “Whiner” based upon its Germanic roots and spelling, yet he consistently chose to pronounce it as “Wiener.”

Rumor has it that Sabrett, Hebrew National, and Nathan’s, all closely linked with Weiner’s ex-constituency in Brooklyn and Queens, are also considering various brand saving and legal actions but are waiting upon advisement by the ADL before proceeding.

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