Distilling Hillary 2016

Distilling what there is of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential election campaign is difficult because its very thinness and simplicity makes one want to find or manufacture depth for it that just doesn’t exist.

It's The Cunt's Turn
Why Hillary in 2016? Because It’s The Cunt’s Turn!

Essentially, Hillary has but a single plank to her platform, that she’s a cunt, it’s her turn, and men should just shut up and give her the position.

And yes, I said “Cunt,” not “Woman” because her platform and political identity is solely based on her having a vagina. Hence, she IS a vagina and crude and unpleasant one at that and nothing more than that. I suppose I could have said “Womb” but, given her age and poor reproductive history, and her Feminist ideology, that would be horrifically offensive to all the normal, right-thinking, American women.

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