Distilling Hillary 2016

Distilling what there is of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential election campaign is difficult because its very thinness and simplicity makes one want to find or manufacture depth for it that just doesn’t exist.

It's The Cunt's Turn
Why Hillary in 2016? Because It’s The Cunt’s Turn!

Essentially, Hillary has but a single plank to her platform, that she’s a cunt, it’s her turn, and men should just shut up and give her the position.

And yes, I said “Cunt,” not “Woman” because her platform and political identity is solely based on her having a vagina. Hence, she IS a vagina and crude and unpleasant one at that and nothing more than that. I suppose I could have said “Womb” but, given her age and poor reproductive history, and her Feminist ideology, that would be horrifically offensive to all the normal, right-thinking, American women.

Tags: | | | | | | | | |

The States’ Party

GOP - The American ElephantStarting in 2008 and increasingly over the intervening five years we Americans have repeatedly heard how the Republican Party was dying and how the GOP was doomed. Given their showing in the 2008 and 2012 presidential elections and also their inability to retake control of the Senate in the 2010 elections from our domestic enemies, this opinion is easy to arrive at and very seductive to the Left.

This, however, is a false assumption. It’s mere hopeful wishing on the part of the Liberals and Progressives and a tool being used by the Establishment GOP to try to maintain control of a party who has left them in favor of returning to America’s roots and core values. It has little or no basis in fact.

To start with, the GOP took control of the House of Representatives and has held that control to this date, with little thought that this will change in the 2014 elections. More important and telling is the Republican Party has been emphatically shown to the the States’ party of choice.

  • 30 states now have Republican governors vs. 20 with Democrat governors
  • 25 states now have GOP control of both the Executive and Legislature vs. 14 where DEMs control both the Executive and Legislature

Does sound or look like the GOP is moribund or does, especially when combined with the GOP’s lasting control of the House, show that the majority of Americans choose and vote Republican?

A Red Nation Rising From The Ground Up
(Click to Enlarge)

It’s a simple case of the wisdom of subsidiarity. The closer the position is to the People the more often the People chose Republicans because the closer the position is to the People the less they favor the goals and agenda of the Democrats and the less the election is skewed by the bias and prejudices of the minority voters.

This is why the Democrats and their operatives focus so heavily upon federal control of- and influence over any and matters, most of which are meant to left to the several States. They know that they’ve built their whole platform on catering the needs and desires of those minority of staunchly Liberal states to the exclusion of needs and desires of the majority of Americans. It’s also why those blue states will remain blue. The Democrats’ policies are tailored to them and do a decent job of fulfilling their wishes.

No, the Republican Party isn’t dying. It’s growing from the ground up stronger than before because it’s the States’ party.

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | |

Jobless Rate Drops

The jobless rate has dropped approximately 50% faster and further in states that elected Republican leadership in the 2010 elections than the national average. In the 17 states that elected fiscally-conservative, tea party-supported GOP Governors unemployment dropped 1.35% vs. the 0.9% national average.

  • Alabama – 9.3% to 7.4% (-1.9%)
  • Florida – 10.9% to 8.6% (-2.3%)
  • Georgia – 10.1% to 8.9% (-1.2%)
  • Iowa – 6.1% to 5.1% (-1.0%)
  • Kansas – 6.9% to 6.1% (-0.8%)
  • Maine – 8.0% to 7.4%  (-0.6%)
  • Michigan – 10.9% to 8.5% (-2.4%)
  • Nevada – 13.8% to 11.6% (-2.2%)
  • New Mexico – 7.7% to 6.7% (-1.0%)
  • Ohio – 9.0% to 7.3% (-1.7%)
  • Oklahoma – 6.2% to 4.8% = (-1.4%)
  • Pennsylvania – 8.0% to 7.4% (-0.6%)
  • South Carolina – 10.6% to 9.1% (-1.5%)
  • South Dakota – 5.0% to 4.3% (-0.7%)
  • Tennessee – 9.5% to 7.9% (-1.6%)
  • Wisconsin – 7.7% to 6.8% (-0.9%)
  • Wyoming – 6.3% to 5.2% (-1.1%)

On thing to bear in mind, however, is that this represent correlation; it does not, at face value, represent causation. Many factors play into unemployment statistics and this is only evidence – strong evidence, admittedly – that Republican leadership is better at fixing America’s number one problem, unemployment, than the profligate spenders of the Democratic Party. It is not proof per se.

Also, these figures are based upon official unemployment numbers and those are more political fiction than reality. For all we know from this analysis it may be that a larger than average number of the jobless may have just fallen off the roles into uncounted limbo, just as a large percentage of the official average nation drop of 0.9% is made up of these poor, lost souls.

It deserves serious thought though as we go into the 2012 elections. Prima facie evidence from these 17 states certainly suggests that the GOP is the right choice for anyone wanting the economy to turn around in a reasonable time-frame.

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | |

They’ll Show Obama

Obama Gump - Stupid Is As Stupid DoesPresident Obama has a serious political problem; he has boxed himself into an untenable and utterly unsustainable corner and now has nowhere to go but down.

In the wake of America’s rejection of the Left’s agenda the POTUS has had something vaguely akin to a wake-up call; he’s now finally willing to make some pretense of governing all of America.

President Obama has, having seen the disaster that he and the Liberals have already wrought upon themselves, has cast aside – at least for now – the Leftist, anti-American, neo-Socialist agenda that he’d been, up to now, trying to ram down the unwilling collective throats of we, the People.

Specifically, Obama engaged with the GOP and negotiated a compromise resolution to the painful issue of whether, when, and how the Bush Era Tax Cuts would be allowed to end. The details of this compromise gave all sides much of what they felt necessary but did so at the cost of giving their opposition much of what they desired.

The Leftists Despise Obama For This

Liberals, Progressives, and the “lamestream” media pundits that pander to these domestic enemies of America are gnashing their teeth and now are claiming that Obama is a failed President.

There’s even talk, both among the neo-Socialist Left and within the Beltway, that the Dems are divided enough that their might be even more serious problems facing Obama shortly.

It’s pretty clear that, one way or another, these Liberals are going to make President Obama pay for breaking ranks, however superficially, with their anti-American ideology. They’ll show him the price of not punishing the productive in order to pander to nonproductive, non-contributing, rabble.


Guess We Showed Obama…

Of course there’s a huge upside to this if you’re an American in faith as well by accident of birth. Not only has the Left shown it’s true colors for all the nation to see, but Obama’s loss of much of his base bodes for the 2012 Elections. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

Canadian Border Woes

Who would have thought that Canada was having a problem with illegal immigrants? Canada was supposed to be intrinsically immune to this problem by reason of only sharing a land border with America.

But the world has changed and Canada is now facing a problem similar in form, if not in the nature of the posed threat, to that which America has faced for many long years.

It seems that, in the wake of the 2010 Elections and the shift of America back to its core values and cultural mores, Liberals and Progressives are “wetbacking” across the border into Canada seeking the Statist, Neo-Socialist utopia that has been denied them by the patriots in the Unites States.

Canadians: “Build a Damn Fence!”

From The Manitoba Herald , Canada ; “Reported” by Clive Runnels

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield , whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. “Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn’t give any milk.”

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.” A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though.”

When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age.” an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them.” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”

Certainly Canada’s border woes aren’t as immediately threatening as what America faces, but it’s still a problem. The increased crowds and lines at Tim Hortons – or worse, Starbucks using these illegal Liberal immigrants as a beach head – alone is a problem that few Canadians are ready to face with equanimity. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Canadians Have Reason To Fear

Canada’s A Beautiful Country; They’d Like To Keep It That Way

On the bright side, these are Leftists, various Liberals and Progressives, which are fleeing America. That can only be a good thing for the American people. On the other hand though, Canada is an ally – most of the time – and it behooves us to police our own and help stem this influx of parasites into our sister nation.

Of course, perhaps America and Canada could team up and solve for two questions with a single answer. We could round up these Liberals and send them to Quebec! ๐Ÿ˜†

~*~

As pleasant for Americans as the thought of the Leftists fleeing in droves across our northern borders might be, this is purely a fantasy based upon an odd “article” that went viral across the internet.

Sadly, there are no large numbers of Liberals and Progressives fleeing from the revitalized United States.

The Manitoba Herald, while a real daily newspaper, was only published from January 11 – August 2, 1877; the supposed author of the article, Clive Runnels simply doesn’t exist; and the Manitoba farmer, Red Greenfield is likely a riff on the Canadian comic character, Red Green created by long time comedian, Steve Smith Jr. and his Morag.

NOTE: By way of irony and in the spirit of full disclosure, let me say that one of my wives, Kitsa is something akin to an arts-history major. She’s currently working on a postgraduate degree and certification in fiber-arts restoration, conservation, and curation.

Tags: | | | | | | | |