Miley Has Converted

Miley Cyrus has recently been trying very, very hard to prove that she’s come a long way from Disney’s Hannah Montana. Frankly, she’s seems to be going all out to shock and offend the American people.

And now she’s found what is possibly the best way of doing this. She’s obviously converted to Islam.

Miley's giving thanks and praise - and her holes - to AllahMiley Cyrus Is Giving Thanks and Praise to Allah

Like much of Miley’s recent behavior, this was an odd choice. She’s far older than Islam prefers its women, which was, I thought, the purpose of her various escapades…

Related Reading:

No god but God (Updated Edition): The Origins, Evolution, and Future of Islam
Welcome to Islam: A Step-by-Step Guide for New Muslims
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Islam: The Straight Path

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