With Hollywood seeming to suffer from a chronic addiction to either gritty or “woke” remakes, and Fantasy Island seeming to be a common victim of this, here’s the perfect 2022 Fantasy Island remake.
Hollywood’s been a den of iniquity and anti-American sentiment for many, many years – since its inception for the former and since the 1960s for the latter. Hence, why actions have been taken against them in the past. Still though, even with that long history of wrongness, Hollywood can manage to shock my sensibilities. In this case, it’s their new, “woke” requirement for the Best Picture award.
Forget the quality or “importance” of the film. First, its creators have to meet all the racial, gender, and sexual proclivity quotas for its creation. 🙄 And, ever so ironically, this is likely the beginning of Hollywood’s very own Blacklist.
Yeah, this is originally from The Babylon Bee, which is a satire site much in a similar vein to The Onion and Duffel Blog. It’s sadly believable though. The sorts running Hollywood are the sorts who would do something like stripping Schindler’s List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other “oppressed groups.”
Amazing! After a fairly long hiatus since the last, not so well thought out attempt, they’re bringing back some Loony Tunes characters, specifically Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. Of course, Hollywood being Hollywood, they’ve decided to do so utterly without firearms … Because, you know, “gun violence” and firearms send the wrong message to the kiddies 🙄
Yep! They’re bringing back a hunter and crazed gunslinger/cowboy, but without guns, which makes so much sense.
But don’t be concerned. The executive producer and showrunner, Peter Browngardt made it clear that the new shorts will be filled to the brim with that Olde Time Loony Tunes violence and mayhem … but no guns.
“We’re not doing guns,” executive producer and showrunner Peter Browngardt said in an interview with The New York Times.
“But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in.”In a short titled “Dynamite Dance,” Fudd uses a scythe as he chases his nemesis Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny responds by using explosives to blow Fudd up multiple times.
So, maybe a mashup with some Peanuts characters are in order. After all, Mr. Schulz was never afraid to go against the ideas of studio execs.
According to foreign born, Socialist, Hollywood has-been, Jim Carrie we’re just “Loyal Zombies” if we support our People, our Culture, our Nation, and our President. But then, all this Leftist grifter is adding another slur to Bitter Clingers, Deplorables and Dregs; he’s not really doing anything new, just riffing on the normal attitude our domestic enemies have towards American patriots and the country we love and that they love to hate.