Feminist Safety Message
Each year, as what is still labeled as merely feminism “progresses” and degenerates, more and more females are living without access – willingly or femcel – to men’s penises and normative, heterosexual sexual congress. This has, in turn, led to the dramatic rise in female masturbation with various sex toys, a growing number of which are, of course, non-penetrative.
Well, because safety is important and people are stupid, choose the right tool for the job. Do not mistake your stick mixer for your Magic Wand! 😆
Hehe – the added bonus of this safety message is that are a subset of feministas who are so dead-set against ever listening to and “obeying” a man that they’ll likely run right out and choose the stick mixer just to rage against my “Patriarchy.”
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is simple a problem correcting itself. 👿
Enjoy! Just remember that safe sex applies to self-sex as well, especially when you’re horny, shitfaced from drinking that whole box of cheap wine alone, and bitter about not having and man and wanting one.
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