Reflections From a Murky Pond

Each year, as what is still labeled as merely feminism “progresses” and degenerates, more and more females are living without access – willingly or femcel – to men’s penises and normative, heterosexual sexual congress. This has, in turn, led to the dramatic rise in female masturbation with various sex toys, a growing number of which are, of course, non-penetrative.

Well, because safety is important and people are stupid, choose the right tool for the job. Do not mistake your stick mixer for your Magic Wand! 😆

Hehe – the added bonus of this safety message is that are a subset of feministas who are so dead-set against ever listening to and “obeying” a man that they’ll likely run right out and choose the stick mixer just to rage against my “Patriarchy.”

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is simple a problem correcting itself. 👿

Enjoy! Just remember that safe sex applies to self-sex as well, especially when you’re horny, shitfaced from drinking that whole box of cheap wine alone, and bitter about not having and man and wanting one.

Tags: Femcels | Feminazis | Feminism | Feminists | Humor | Masturbation | Sex | Sex Toys | Sexual Health | Society | Stupidity | Womyn

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 23rd, 2022 at 11:45 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Sometimes a film aptly and quite perfectly encapsulates a sociopolitical movement or meme and Free The Nipple is on of those films. It is the distillation and summation of the modern, toxic wave of Feminism.

Amongst other things of little or nor value, this is a film where one character masturbates to videos of herself masturbating.

That right there pretty much sums up the film, the Free The Nipple “movement” in NYC, and the entirety of the modern iteration of Feminism – a narcissistic, masturbatory fantasy.

On the brighter side though….Hey! Topless women! 😆

Tags: Activism | America | Breasts | Feminism | Free The Nipple | Masturbation | Movies | Nipples | NYC | Society | Women

This entry was posted on Sunday, January 4th, 2015 at 9:30 am and is filed under Movies, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Times change and the chaotic winds of political correctness blow oddly, especially in children television. Such was certainly the case in Sesame Street.

What with the iconic Cookie Monster being put in Cookie Rehab, it was only a matter of time before they had Kermit the Frog give up bacon – much to Miss Piggy’s disgruntlement I’m sure. 😉

Oh Yeah…Take It, You Terribilis Slut!

This has, of course, led to some awkward behind the scenes moments and the banning of the Nature Channel, Animal Planet, and the National Geographic Channel from the set. Although it’s rumored that the producers are working with Peewee Herman to develop a segment called “It’s OK To Touch Yourself”, so the ban may be lifted soon.

~*~

NOTE: For the vast percentage of readers who didn’t get the pun in the image’s caption, the frogs displayed appear to be Phyllobates terribilis aka Golden Poison Dart Frogs from Columbia.

Tags: Bacon | Children | Cookie Monster | Frogs | Humor | Kermit | Masturbation | Miss Piggy | Political Correctness | Porn | Sarcasm | Sesame Street | Sex | Television | War on Food

This entry was posted on Saturday, July 28th, 2012 at 8:46 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

One of the odd parts of our society is that we seem to think of lesbians as almost a totally separate species. That’s really a bit foolish since they’re really just women with something closer to men’s sexual appetites and proclivities.

OMG! That’s A Fantastic Tongue

Remember gentlemen, right now somewhere out there, there’s a lesbian creaming her panties over this image. 😉 See? They’re not so different from us after all…

Tags: Babes | Cunnilingus | Erotica | Fellatio | Homosexuals | Humor | Lesbians | LGBT | Masturbation | Sex | Society | Women

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 9th, 2011 at 8:46 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

There’s a whole lot of flak about Genetically Modified (GMO) crops. All sorts of evils have been ascribed to them by various sorts who hate technology and/or the corporations who create them, mostly the latter.

The thing is that they’re complaining about all the wrong things!

It’s Sustainable And Filling, A True Stuffing Pepper

Gentlemen, these sorts of “stuffing peppers” need to be eradicated post haste before we slide even further into irrelevancy. 😯

Tags: Food | GMO Crops | Humor | Masturbation | Monsanto | Science | Sex | Sex Toys | Vegetables

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 29th, 2011 at 7:49 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor, Society, Technology. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.