Kale Is So Versatile

Kale Is So Versatile
Kale Is So Versatile

Nope! No politics, no culture war, no generational crap. I just hate kale. My whole family does. And, we’ve tried it in a plethora of ways in the hope of finding one we could stomach. And no! Kale is green manure, not food!

Tags: | | | |

If Veggies Are So Good

If Veggies Are So Good, Why Does Vegan Food Suck So Bad
If Veggies Are So Good

A generation or more long question that Vegans refuse to answer – if veggies are so go good, why do they keep trying to make them taste and look like meat and why does Vegan food taste so horrible?

It makes no objective sense. It’s not like there’s not a plethora of damn fine, damn tasty and satisfying vegetarian foods available around the world. So why does Vegan food – and I mean specifically Vegan Food – so often turn out to be poor and disgusting mockeries of normal, omnivore cuisine. It seems to me the answer – never provided by the Vegans themselves – would be important for the bulk of society to know.

NOTE: I, myself consume on average just under 16 oz of red meat a week (far less in Summer, a bit more in Winter), just over that in poultry and seafood, and much more than that in well-prepared vegetables. So, I’m hardly a knee-jerk carnivore. 😛

Tags: | | | | | | | | |

Culinary Archeology Fun Fact

Culinary Archeology Fun Fact
Culinary Archeology Fun Fact

Oh yeah! That’s the truth. Nowhere in human prehistory will you find any cave paintings of salads… or any other plant-based food item. 😉

Tags: | | | | | |

The Best Veggie Burger

The Best Veggie Burger Ever!

Sadly, the above ad is fake. I would have adored it if it was an actual whimsical – or mocking if you’re of the flat-toothed dietary persuasion – but, alas and alack, neither the advertisement nor Crompton’s Beef Farm are real.

Tags: | | | | | | |

You Say Tomāto

Tomato
No Matter How You Say It, Tomatoes Are Good!

You say,  “Tomāto.” Others say, “Tomahto.” I just say that I want some of that, a lot of that, in fact, and as often as I can have it. 😛

Tags: | | | | | | | |