Sadly, the above ad is fake. I would have adored it if it was an actual whimsical – or mocking if you’re of the flat-toothed dietary persuasion – but, alas and alack, neither the advertisement nor Crompton’s Beef Farm are real.
OMFG! Meat, bye the People, for the People, of the People, and made from the People! 😆 That’s freaking hilarious. True, it’s totally fake. But it’s the exact sort of marketing screw-up that actually happens.
Then again â€¦
The Only Virtuous Option
All joking aside, it does seem that this iteration of Soylent Green would be the only form of meat considered a virtuous choice by Leftist organizations, e.g., PETA, NARAL, Warmists, and some of the 2020 Democrat Presidential hopefuls â€¦ if it was made from White meat.
And then again …
It Could Be A Simple Allegory
As truth can sometimes be best communicated through humor, perhaps meat from the People was meant as simply a humorous allegory for just about any and every Democrat-proposed and/or endorse economic policy.
Oh look! Someone finally found a use for the RINOs befouling American politics. Personally, I can’t think of any better use for them. Well, maybe as a means of testing terminal performance of munitions…but one can in most cases still dress out their carcasses afterwards and sell the meat. 😆
With all due deference to Bacchus, it’s time to put the bacchanalia behind us as a rite of bygone days. It is time to rejoice and revel in porky abandon. Let the Baconalia begin!
Baconalia! Beer and Bacon, Together At Last! Huzzah!
Enjoy the porkalicious goodness of this bacon mug with a rich, dark beer. Whether it be a smoked beer or malty beer is up to you, the celebrant. and as a break between libations you can fill it with beer cheese soup!
But no celebration is complete with just food and drink. Such would be nothing but a meal, albeit one of divine splendor. To fully celebrate the baconalia requires women.
And there you have the three “B’s” of the divine feast of the baconalia – Beer, Babes, and Bacon! Huzzah!