Reflections From a Murky Pond

Since I post bikini babe pics quite often, I’ve decided to be a responsible blogger and provide this PSA.

Your aftermarket breasts, eye-catching and delightful as they may be, are not flotation devices! They will not make you buoyant. They are not a suitable alternative to a life vest.

Breast implants, even those placed above the muscles of the chest, are not capable of making a person float. This is true for all types of breast implants, regardless of size, shape, filling, or density.

They may, however, in the event of drowning, decrease the response time of rescue personnel and increase your likelihood of survival, primarily due their drawing and keeping the attention of potential rescuers. 😛

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Bruce’s Boobs

When questioned, Bruce Jenner aka Caitlyn Jenner, says that his/her new boobs actually improve his/her golf game, especially putting. This, of course, was such a “guy response” that it calls into question his/her actual, internalized status as a trans-woman. This “triggered” outrage among the LGBT activists.

But, all that being as it is, there is one very important thing for us all to remember. Bruce as Caitlyn is still more passable than the majority of the “cis-gendered” Feminist womyn out there. 😆

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Yep. I can’t see where there’s any chance that she’s not going to get chosen for a “special security check” aka a strip search. 😉

TSA strip search in 3…2…1…

But hey! As we all know, those curves are dangerous and smuggling peas is still smuggling…Besides, at $29,422 per annum those TSA agents need a few perks of the job.

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In these days of “photoshopping,” image manipulation, and post processing – and the various arguments and outrages surrounding such – it’s nice to woman depicted “naturally” without such things.

Hence, here’s Beshine aka Mayra Hills and 100% genuine fake tits. That’s right! Those whoppers are real…in the sense that the pic isn’t “‘shopped” in a way, shape, or form.

Beshine’s 100% Genuine Fake Boobs

Yeah, this German model is billed as having the largest fake breasts in Europe and may, in point of fact, have the largest fake breasts in the world by this point…and she’s not done yet. 😯

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So many models, and women in general, feel the need to augment their breasts with silicone implants. Some are more open and honest in their advertising and marketing than others. 😉

Hey! At Least She’s “Upfront About It.”

Yeah, it’s photoshopped; she doesn’t, insofar as I know, really have the generic chemical formula for silicone tattooed on her breasts. It’s still funny, and sort of oddly erotic, though.

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