Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

The Beacons Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid!
But, If You’re Concerned About This…

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.

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Humanitarian Prurience?

Humanitarian Prurience?

I’ve written before about Asian Beauty Standards and how, while well within the range of my tastes in the female form, they’re damaging to women in Asian countries and, to a lesser extent, women in Asian enclaves, e.g., either NYC’s or Los Angeles’ Chinatowns in America. So, since presenting solutions is better than merely stating problems, I highly suggest the we American men exhibit large amounts of what could be considered humanitarian prurience. 😉

Amongst Asian, these curvy babes would end up Sheng nu (剩女), leftover women. We, however, can fix that easily. And, we’d mostly love to do so. After all, it’d be a humanitarian effort and one that furthers American interests.

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Phat Is More Than Fine

Phat Is More Than Fine – Strap On That Bikini

This is, despite superficial similarities, not one of Reflections From A Murky Pond’s Bikini Interlude. Instead, it’s another of my periodic reminders to the thick, curvy women out there that phat is fine, more than fine in point of fact. The majority of men, and not a few women, either don’t care or prefer your soft, curvy bodies.

And, just so you know, we men are actually evolutionarily hardwired to prefer curvy women for long-term relationships and reproduction. Hence, you’ve no reason not to strap on that bikini and walk proudly. Men, especially men looking for more than a hookup or fling, are going to appreciate your doing so will likely express that appreciation. 😉

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Bikini Interlude 72

Bikini Interlude – A Soft Edition

OK; there’s a little more than the usual sharing of prurient pleasure to this particular Bikini Interlude. Given the time of year and the changes of lifestyle brought on by the multi-year pandemic, this is also a reminder that a woman with a soft, curving body in a bikinipreferably barely in one – looks damn fine to most men. 😉

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The Tao Of Pooh

The Tao Of Pooh - Pooh Knows What Makes The World Go 'round
The Tao Of Pooh

Pooh always possessed and presented a deep and profound wisdom when it came to the world. Sometimes this is more obvious than others. 😉

What Makes The World Go ‘Round

Yes, it’s quite true. Pooh knows the way of the world. One need only accept his kind wisdom in order to find a true path through life.

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