With the rise of “creepy clown” sightings up and down the East Coast of America, the populace is in a state of growing panic. Still, to avoid unwarranted fear, hatred, and possible backlash, I’d like to point out that not all clowns are creepy.
A Not So Creepy Clown
See? Beautiful? Yes! Creepy? Nope!
And really, what do we actually have? There’s been no harm done by these supposed clowns; the police can’t even find any of the ones reported. So what’s the likely cause of these painted-faced boogie men?
- Mass hysteria brought on by the 2016 elections?
- Drunken or drugged-up Juggalos just wandering around?
- Yet another useless internet-inspired craze?
- A plot by angsty and envious mimes to hurt clowns?
Yeah, I’m not too worried about clowns, creepy or otherwise. That being said, if you see a clown, say something.
Hey! I’m just trying to do my part to prevent a rise in coulrophobia. 😆