Side Hustles

Side Hustles - When You Suck AT Your Job So You Claim Racism
Side Hustles – When You Suck AT Your Job So You Claim Racism

Side hustles are just part of the modern economy. Sadly however, certain demographics have a different perspective – a different narrative, if you will – about what a side hustle is and entails. Those sorts tend more towards grifting, shucking, and jiving when they’re seeking people’s money.

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Thanks Jussie!

Thanks Jussie! You've Proved Us All Right
Thanks Jussie! You’ve Proved Us All Right

Jussie Smollett not being prosecuted for various and sundry heinous crimes by the state of Illinois puts paid to the lie of “White Privilege.” So we Americans should thank the boi for that at least.

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Jussie Do It!

Jussie Do It!
Jussie Do It!

Just a little follow-up on the lying sack of shit that goes by the name of Jussie Smollett – mostly because the image was to perfectly timely and too funny not to use.

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Boy Who Cried Trump

Jussie Smollett - The Boy Who Cried Trump - Just another angry fringe dweller grifting.
Jussie Smollett – The Boy Who Cried Trump

Oh yes! Smollett will likely go down in history as The Boy – or would that be boi, given that’s he’s a queer? – Who cried Trump due it being incredibly likely that he faked a “hate crime” being perpetrated upon himself by Trump Supporters.

Face it, when even CNN lambasts both Smollett’s claims of White men attacking him for being a Black and a Queer and the Democrats who jumped to issue sweeping condemnations of President Trump and all who support him, he’s done. And he should be done because he was the one committing a “hate crime” of national significance.

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A Not So Creepy Clown

With the rise of “creepy clown” sightings up and down the East Coast of America, the populace is in a state of growing panic. Still, to avoid unwarranted fear, hatred, and possible backlash, I’d like to point out that not all clowns are creepy.

Not So Creepy Clown
A Not So Creepy Clown

See? Beautiful? Yes! Creepy? Nope!

And really, what do we actually have? There’s been no harm done by these supposed clowns; the police can’t even find any of the ones reported. So what’s the likely cause of these painted-faced boogie men?

  1. Mass hysteria brought on by the 2016 elections?
  2. Drunken or drugged-up Juggalos just wandering around?
  3. Yet another useless internet-inspired craze?
  4. A plot by angsty and envious mimes to hurt clowns?

Yeah, I’m not too worried about clowns, creepy or otherwise. That being said, if you see a clown, say something.

Hey! I’m just trying to do my part to prevent a rise in coulrophobia. 😆

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