Reflections From a Murky Pond

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.

At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Bud Light | Failure | Mulvaney | Society | Trannies | Transphilia

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 28th, 2023 at 11:00 am and is filed under Beer, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

If Disney bought the rights to Sailor Moon and did a reboot, this is probably what it would look like these days… except I would assume that they’d cast a Black as Sailor Moon his/herself. 🙄

The #Wokesters running Disney into the ground just can’t seem to help themselves. It’s like they have a bet going with Netflix over which of them can fuck up more.

But, unlike the new normal for Disney, it wouldn’t be live action. Peter Dinklage would probably complain about the Sailor Venus / Krillin character’s casting… whether or not the actor was a dwarf. The little guy’s got a big chip on his shoulder, though nobody is really sure anymore over what. 😆

Tags: #Woke | America | Disney | Sailor Moon | Sarcasm | Society | Trannies | Trans | Transphilia | Woke | Wokeness Theology

This entry was posted on Sunday, August 27th, 2023 at 5:30 am and is filed under Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently can’t say about Bud Lite.

Tags: America | Babes | Beauty | Beer | Bud Lite | Humor | LGBTQ | Pabst | Sarcasm | Society | Trannies | Transphilia | Traps

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 at 8:30 am and is filed under Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their consumers, they’ve decided to go balls to wall for the up and coming tranny market. 😆

Tags: America | Beer | Bud Lite | Dildos | Humor | LGBTQ | Pegging | Sarcasm | Society | Trannies | Transphilia

This entry was posted on Monday, July 24th, 2023 at 7:00 am and is filed under Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Despite the bigoted and derogatory thoughts of the insane, Coastal Urbanites, country girls will survive, adapt, and overcome the winds of Liberal depravity. I mean, sure, it’ll be a pain in the ass… but only for the Bud Lite bois, and they seem to really like that. 😉

Tags: #Woke | America | Bois | Bud Lite | Country Girls | Democrats | Humor | Liberals | Men | Pegging | Progressives | Society | Trannies | Women

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 20th, 2023 at 10:00 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.