Reflections From a Murky Pond

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.

At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Bud Light | Failure | Mulvaney | Society | Trannies | Transphilia

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 28th, 2023 at 11:00 am and is filed under Beer, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Admiral Akbar was wiser than even Lucas gave him credit for. 😆 Yeah, “She” looks like a fine, American woman, but the Bud Lite is dead giveaway. He’s got a surprise package waiting for some unsuspecting guy.

So, Gentlemen, be wary. There’s a lot of traps out there. Always check their beer choice first.

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This entry was posted on Saturday, June 24th, 2023 at 12:00 pm and is filed under Announcements. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Sometimes one is more than enough. In this case, it was one can of Bud Light, one disturbingly deranged tranny with too large of audience, and one marketing exec who hated her brand’s customer base. In Anheuser-Busch’s case, 1 + 1 +1 = -5 billion USD in market capitalization to-date. It’s so bad and not looking to end anytime soon, that Anheuser-Busch is literally giving their beer away for Memorial Day 2023… if they can.

Yeah, the rebate their offering is literally within the average cost range of the product! But will any American drink it even if it’s free?

Well, stupid should be painful and Anheuser-Busch has continued to display painful stupidity from the get-go in this self-inflicted debacle. 😉

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This entry was posted on Sunday, May 14th, 2023 at 11:00 am and is filed under Beer, Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

In further efforts to discard their consumers and seek a new target audience for their products, Anheuser-Busch will be renaming their primary label, Transweiser. This has been met with great enthusiasm by some members of Biden administration, with his Assistant Secretary of Health, Richard Levine, has stated that it’s now time to starting touting the health benefits of beer. 😉

Levine, a pediatrician(!), has also stated that the Biden administration will be considering studies into the gender affirming effects of Transweiser on teens,with the hope that it will make their transitions more likely and enjoyable.

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This entry was posted on Saturday, April 15th, 2023 at 9:04 am and is filed under Beer, Humor, Politics, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

The new, incoming Bud Light bois and gurls date and have intercourse a bit differently than the currently on the way out the door customers. And this is what Bud Light’s VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid was shooting for. Apparently, she feels the need to move Bud Light from competing with Coors and Miller and into the White Claw marketspace. 😆

My only questions for Heinerscheid is how can you make something attractive to men and women when you obvious can’t define either and seem quite confused about the whole gender thing; and, how you be inclusive by alienating the entirety of your current customer base and insulting them in response to complaints?

But hey! It’s not like Bud Light is “cis-beer” in the first place. 😉

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 at 7:30 am and is filed under Beer, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.