Introducing Transweiser

In further efforts to discard their consumers and seek a new target audience for their products, Anheuser-Busch will be renaming their primary label, Transweiser. This has been met with great enthusiasm by some members of Biden administration, with his Assistant Secretary of Health, Richard Levine, has stated that it’s now time to starting touting the health benefits of beer. 😉

Levine, a pediatrician(!), has also stated that the Biden administration will be considering studies into the gender affirming effects of Transweiser on teens,with the hope that it will make their transitions more likely and enjoyable.

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