Female Comebacks

While browsing through the sites I frequent I came upon a great bit of sarcastic humor. Guys, we all dread these things and Gals, you know you said or at least thought some of them.

Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Ill go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: Im a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.

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Female Comebacks In a Bar

I hope you all got as much of a kick out these as I did 🙂 If you know anymore lines like the above, please let me know via comments.

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6 Responses to “Female Comebacks”

  1. Laura Says:

    Glad you liked the post. I thought they were pretty funny.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Oh they were! I’m glad you put them up.

  3. Chrie Says:

    Interesting, I just came across these lines from a group on Facebook. I’m seriously considering using some of them just to see the expression on the counterparties face — what a sight it will be.

  4. jonolan Says:

    LOL sounds interesting. Thanks for stopping by, Cherie.

  5. Nabiha Meher Shaikh Says:

    Lol! Too funny!

  6. jonolan Says:

    Thank you, Nabiha! Somehow I thought you’d get a kick out this 🙂

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