No Surprises Here

No Surprises Here
No Surprises Here

Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently can’t say about Bud Lite.

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Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Bud Lite's New Party Pack
Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their consumers, they’ve decided to go balls to wall for the up and coming tranny market. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite
Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Despite the bigoted and derogatory thoughts of the insane, Coastal Urbanites, country girls will survive, adapt, and overcome the winds of Liberal depravity. I mean, sure, it’ll be a pain in the ass… but only for the Bud Lite bois, and they seem to really like that. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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It’s A Trap!

It's A Trap!
It’s A Trap!

Admiral Akbar was wiser than even Lucas gave him credit for. ๐Ÿ˜† Yeah, “She” looks like a fine, American woman, but the Bud Lite is dead giveaway. He’s got a surprise package waiting for some unsuspecting guy.

So, Gentlemen, be wary. There’s a lot of traps out there. Always check their beer choice first.

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