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Long Trans-Induced Morbity

Long Trans-Induced Morbidity
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.

At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

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BTW It's Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest
BTW It’s Oktoberfest

No big deal I guess, but it’s Oktoberfest. Might be a good time to enjoy some fine beer and some finer Kellnerinnen. 😉

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No Surprises Here

No Surprises Here
No Surprises Here

Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently can’t say about Bud Lite.

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Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Bud Lite's New Party Pack
Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their consumers, they’ve decided to go balls to wall for the up and coming tranny market. 😆

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It’s A Trap!

It's A Trap!
It’s A Trap!

Admiral Akbar was wiser than even Lucas gave him credit for. 😆 Yeah, “She” looks like a fine, American woman, but the Bud Lite is dead giveaway. He’s got a surprise package waiting for some unsuspecting guy.

So, Gentlemen, be wary. There’s a lot of traps out there. Always check their beer choice first.

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