Remedial ESL

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on April 7th, 2014

Immigration Truth
Remedial ESL For Illegals & Their Accomplices

Yeah, this is probably useless. The majority of the illegal aliens can barely read their own language, much less English and, even among the minority which can, they’d reject the message and logic because they just don’t care. They somehow feel entitled to sneak into America for their own, often far less than legal or savory, purposes.

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Obama’s Agribusiness

Posted in Humor, Politics on April 6th, 2014

Obama ManureObama is many things. In point of fact, his image has been carefully crafted by his handlers and overseers to be, as close as is possible, to being all things to all people. At the core of it, however, what the boy is is the CEO of a successful agribusiness.

Oh, nothing so honest, productive, and American as a farmer. Obama neither sows nor reaps; he just sells the what that others used to farm with.

One must give Obama and his handlers and overseers credit though. They recognized a need, real or manufactured, for bullshit and capitalized heavily and successfully on fulfilling that need. Given that Obama seems to have an endless and sustainable source of bullshit, this is good business.

The Kindergatner-in-Chief on his shit pile
The Kindergartner-in-Chief Talking Shit Like Always

Obama’s only real business problems are the same ones that so many other businessmen make. He’s never thinks past the next election, much like too many businesses never think past the next quarter; and he’s forgotten the basic economic rule of supply and demand and has saturated his market-space.

So now the boy is left standing upon a stinking shitpile of his own making. He’s left with nothing to do but fling his shit at other people in the hopes to mask his own stench.

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Evolution’s Evolution

Posted in Politics, Religion, Society on March 31st, 2014

1871 editorial cartoon depicting Charles Darwin as an apeMore and more of late Evolution and Creationism are making the news once again in America. What both amazes and amuses me is that the current crop of arguers seem to think this is a new thing. It isn’t. The only thing that has changed is which side currently has the legal upper hand in the argument over Evolution vs. Creationism.

What’s most amazing to me is that the Evolutionists act like evolution is accepted fact and that it’s only fringe, “extremist” Christians who believe in- or accept the possibility of Creationism.

Much like the fallacy that the Evolution vs. Creationism is new, the belief that in America evolution is accepted fact and that it’s only fringe, “extremist” Christians who are Creationists is a self-serving fantasy of the Evolutionists. In point of replicable, scientific fact, as of 2012: 46% of Americans believe in the Creationist view that God created humans in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years; 32% believe that humans evolved, but with God’s guidance, i.e., Intelligent Design; and only 15% say humans evolved, but that God had no part in the process. These figures have been largely unchanging over the last 30 years of polling.

Gallup Evolution vs. Creationism Poll - 1982-2012Creationism – Intelligent Design – Evolution from 1982 – 2012

As one can see, within America, the Godless view of Evolution is itself something of a non-survival trait and, hence, an evolutionary dead end. ;-)

It must also be noted that Evolution wasn’t even close to the de facto science curriculum in American high schools until the beginning parts of the mid-20th century. Indeed, by 1925 a number of states had passed, and more had introduced, laws outlawing the teaching of Darwin’s Theory of Evolution and these laws, by and large, weren’t overturned until 1960s. Additionally, since the 1960s and through today, various states have enacted laws, with admittedly mixed results, to bring the teaching of Evolution more in line with the normative viewpoints and beliefs of the American people.

So it’s both amazing and amusing to me the the Evolutionist think this is a new argument and/or that they hold the majority opinion on the matter. If anything, they should be damned glad that they’re allowed to teach it all instead of complaining whenever it sought to teach alternatives to Evolution alongside of it.

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NOTE: For the record, my personal views fall in an odd place between Intelligent Design and Evolution. In other words, I am a soul who has a body and I’m not sold on the idea that the God(s) took any more hand in designing that body other than to ensure that it would evolve into a form that could make the soul’s desires tangible, material, and enactable. Then, I believe that all science is theology.

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