It’s Doomsday!

It's Doomsday!
It’s Doomsday!

Yeah, given the hysterical screeds – and worse, the better-reasoned, racist, anti-American evaluations – it appears that White people appearing in marketing campaigns is even more of an existential threat to humanity than Climate Change.

No! No! Nooooo! They’re Hiring Beautiful White Women

😆 Well, I like the vast majority of American men – and a not an inconsiderable number of American women – have stared Doomsday in the boobs unafraid and smiled.

To be fair, however, to the Woke freaks, the restoration of White people, especially beautiful White women, to marketing and the general zeitgeist, may well be the Doom of Woke shit.

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Because We Love Parodies

Because We Love Parodies When They're Well Done
Because We Love Parodies When They’re Well Done

Unlike Democrats, Americans have a sense of humor and like parodies more often than not. This is, in my fairly extensive experience, even more true among our nerds. 😛

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If People Were Like Vegans

If People Were Like Vegans
If People Were Like Vegans…

That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also probably have already “cancelled” them. 😉

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Your Tactical Girlfriend

tactical-girlfriend

Your Tactical Girlfriend
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I don’t know about you, but Zuck’s algorithm keeps filling my feed with everything and anything “tactical.” Well, very sadly,everything except ads for a “Tactical Girlfriend.” And that’s the greatest shame of it. 😆

I mean, really! Easiest cute pet name ever – Molly. And easiest assigned role ever too – Load Bearing Equipment. 😉

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Nihon No Mausu

Nihon No Mausu

Mouse Computer Japan‘s (MCJ) is not only a producer of fairly high-end laptops, they’re marketing wonderkind. You just don’t get much in the way of television commercials like that – or that damn good – here in America. 😆

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