True To Its Nature

Obama Demon
Obama – True To Its Nature

Again, we cannot blame Obama for being what it is. Like all things, the boy has little or no choice but to be as true to its nature as the Scorpion was. Hence, when the Liberals, Progressives, and their minority tenants summoned some base demon from the bowels of Hell, that demon obeyed its nature and was true to it self.

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A One-Way Street

As all Americans know, what is cried out as tolerance by our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, is a one-way street. Also, as all Americans know, these same domestic enemies cry “tolerance” when they mean “acceptance” and/or “approval” and they’re all for using the force of law to demand it.

Road To Hell
Tolerance: A One-Way Road To Hell

What is just not said either enough or with enough force is that the Liberals’ and Progressives’ one-way street of “Tolerance” is the road to Hell and there are, at this point, not many exits left before the Pit.

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Calling Home From Hell

The Bible-Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni as SatanNo matter how wealthy or how powerful, each man and woman must die and face the God(s) judgement. It’s also long been held that those of great wealth and/or power most likely face damnation.

This could make for some odd and very interesting postmortem phenomena…

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.

Well, if nothing else, Obama running America into the ground and turning it incrementally into Hell on Earth, might ease the suffering of the Damned somewhat and that would be mercy. 😉

'Tis a Hell of the boy's own making
Obama’s Inferno – Even Dante Would Shudder

Of course that mercy would be, like all of Obama’s supposedly merciful and kind acts, paid for by the suffering of others that were not meant to be damned for the choices.

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A Day Late

There a only a few things that we mortals can count upon: death, taxes, and that Bill Clinton was, is, and always will be a dawg. 😉 What we might not be able to count upon is that the afterlife is as perfectly ordered and efficient in processing arriving souls on to their final rewards or punishments as we’ve been told that it is.

This could cause some issues…

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell.

The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error.

The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven.

On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stop to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

President Clinton: No problem.

Pope: Well, I’m really excited about going to heaven.

President Clinton: Why’s that?

Pope: All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

President Clinton: You’re a day late.

That’s Ol’ Billy Clinton. He’s always been a good ol’ boy, ever ready to use his Arkansas toothpick. 😆

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Bill! You Are Sooooo Going To Hell!

Yeah, yeah – I know. Somebody’s going to be offended by this one. Christians, especially Catholics, think of jokes about the Virgin Mary as being even more blasphemous than those about Jesus Christ or God.

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