The Zombie Apocalypse

I think we actually be nearing the Zombie Apocalypse. No, I’m not expecting the streets to soon fill with the hungry undead – DNC functions excepted 😛 – any time soon or, likely, ever. I’m talking about the apocalypse of the zombie meme itself.

Girls In Their Undies vs. Zombies

I’m pretty sure that the existence and popularity of cartoonist massgrfx’s Girls In Their Undies vs. Zombies indicates that the Zombie Apocalypse meme is rotting away from the inside and that its end – Not with a bang but a groan – is fast approaching.

I mean, C’mon! There’s now the pop-culture term, “ZILFs” (Zombies I’d Like to Fuck) and iZombie exec producer Rob Thomas is comfortable taking full advantage of it.  Hence, while predicting the eschaton of a meme is inherently inaccurate, I think this one is done or nearly so.

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Covering The End Times

One of the few things that we can count upon is that, if the Apocalypse isn’t instantaneous, the media will cover it.
 

Covering The End Times MSM Style

 
Another things that we can count upon is that the MSM will not vary much in the coverage of the End Times from how they cover anything else.

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Obama: The Sequel

Today is the day of Obama 2nd inauguration and, as such, is the official opening day of the boy’s latest theatrical release.

Obama - Mistaken 2
Obama: The Sequel – Mistaken 2

The only thing is that nobody is sure, as of yet, what genre this (im)morality play will be in: Black Comedy, Political Thriller, Zombie Apocalypse, or a gritty, streetwise remake of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde with Obama in the starring role(s)?

Personally, I’m sort of hoping for a twisted remake – yes, another one! – of Red Dawn. The image of a young, White guy in a school jacket holding up Obama’s severed head and yelling, “Wolverines!” give me a warm feeling in my soul. 😉 Add three more Americans carrying the heads of the rest of the Obamas and I’d say the work deserved an Oscar!

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Apocalyptic Rides

Sculptor Carrin Welch used her artistic powers to summon these apocalyptic rides. By the powers of her craft she called forth the Rocking Horses of the Apocalypse and proved to many that eschatology need not be a grim and foreboding subject of study.

Rocking Horses Of The Apocalypse

Sadly, while Ms. Welch’s powers were strong, only three of the Rocking Horses Of The Apocalypse appeared at her call. Pestilence was indisposed due to illness. 😆

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Halloween Horror

Life supposedly mimics art and this can cause us to experience nightmares. What should have been just titillating Halloween horror can become a stark, terrifying reality.

Right now the Makers, the tax-paying, productive citizens of America are experiencing just such a horror. A plague of parasite-driven zombies are coming for them.

Parasitic - If you're productive, you are what they eat
Makers Beware! You Are What They Eat

Fortunately, I suppose, this parasite version of a zombie apocalypse isn’t one of the grass-roots varieties. There is a nest leader, a King of the Zombie as it were.

Obama The Zombie King
The Lord Of The Infected

Kill the King and the hive mind loses direction. At that point, the drones are close to harmless and can be obliterated piecemeal. Better even, the method for killing zombies has been long-established and, if one or more brave souls take proper action, the parasitic plague of zombies can be expunged.

Obama seen through a sniper's scope.
Head, Not Heart! Your Dope Is Wrong!

You’ve got to get it right though if you want to end the apocalypse.  Headshots are the solution for zombies and politicians, not center of mass.  They’ll just get up again otherwise.

Or…We could just vote Obama and as many Leftists out of office on November 6th, 2012. It’s a rather anticlimactic ending for the Obama zombie apocalypse but, I suppose, life doesn’t have to mirror art perfectly in every way. 😆

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