Obama & Our Constitution

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 19th, 2011

Many Americans firmly believe that the Obama Regime has absolutely no respect or use for the US Constitution.

White House Toilet Paper
The New White House Toilet Paper

Thanks to this pic from a West Wing restroom we can now all see that this is patently untrue. The Obama White makes regular use of our Constitution.

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Obama’s Irene PSA

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 26th, 2011

With Hurricane Irene getting ready to pulverize America’s East Coast it behooves the POTUS to provide calm and assurance to the threatened population. President Obama, never being one to all his teleprompter to shirk such duties – unless their might be a Q & A session involved – has dutifully and thoughtfully provided PSA via Twitter:

Obama: Don't Worry, I'm Safe and Sound From Hurricane Irene
Obama: Don’t Worry; I’m Safe and Sound. You Suckahs OTOH…

President Obama wants to assure his constituents that he’ll be safe from the storm. He and the First Family are currently en route inland where there are many golf courses and recreational shopping opportunities that they have not samples as of yet.

And don’t worry about the damages. The White House has committed to providing aid through FEMA – After Robert Gibbs, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano make sure that none of the federal aid goes to the wrong sorts of people or voting districts.

Furthermore, in order to ensure “justice” and an “equitable” distribution of largess, any needed relief efforts will be coordinated through a special task force led by Al Sharpton, Cynthia McKinney, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

So don’t worry! :lol:

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Real Classy, Boy

Posted in Politics on May 1st, 2011

Obama has once again broke with longstanding presidential tradition and normative American cultural mores. Once again he has chosen cheapness and Caligula-esque bullying as means of gaining “street cred” over the decorum and respectability that American presidents have almost always shown in public.

Obama's Views of a Trump White House
Per Obama – A Donald Trump White House

During Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Association annual dinner Obama, rather than exhibiting the expected humility and self-deprecating humor that has been exhibited by all prior Presidents since Calvin Coolidge, Obama chose to use the venue to attack and mock Donald Trump who, while in attendance, couldn’t respond.

With Trump in attendance, Obama used the White House Correspondents’ Association annual dinner to mock the reality TV star’s presidential ambitions. The president said Trump has shown the acumen of a future president, from firing Gary Busey on a recent episode of “Celebrity Apprentice” to focusing so much time on conspiracy theories about Obama’s birthplace.

After a week when Obama released his long-form Hawaii birth certificate, he said Trump could now focus on the serious issues, from whether the moon landing actually happened to “where are Biggie and Tupac?”

“No one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than ‘the Donald,”‘ Obama said, referring to Trump’s claims the same day that he was responsible for solving the issue.

For Trump’s decision to fire actor Busey instead of rock singer Meat Loaf from his TV show earlier this month, Obama quipped: “These are the types of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir.”

And then, as a coup de grace, Obama showed a screen with his vision of how Trump could bring change to the White House. “Trump” was prominently displayed in glittery letters and girls could be seen with cocktails on a Jacuzzi-augmented front lawn.

Obama’s juvenile attempts at humor and wildly inappropriate and utterly tacky behavior goes a fair bit towards causing me to reassess my feelings on the “inappropriateness” of an earlier image in a very similarly derogatory vein:


Obama’s New White House Watermelon Patch?

After all,  American society maintains one set of rules for everyone.  It’s only Liberal that excuse loathsome, antisocial, or criminal behavior by Blacks because they’re Black.  Therefor, it’s right and proper for Americans to punish Obama for his lack of the basic level of class and respectability that has always been considered a prerequisite for the American presidency.

They say that we must show respect for the office if not the man. I say that, if we truly respect the office, we  must show nothing but contempt for creatures like Obama who profane that office.

If Obama is going, in his narcissism and unwarranted arrogance, to start a game of The Dozens then, not only is the image of his turning the White House grounds into a watermelon patch far less inappropriate, but much mention should be made of his and his wife’s personal stash of pot plants at the White House.

White House Weed - Obama's growing pot at White House
Perhaps Obama Will Change The Street Number To 420

Because that’s just so what America needs right now – a worthless pot-head POTUS with a wife who has a serious problem with everyone else’s munchies. ;-)

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Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.  ;-)

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