Forrest Biden

Forrest Biden
Forrest Biden

Creepy Uncle Joe “Gaffemaster” Biden is an affable, personable, rather pleasant man from all appearances. He also comes across as being more sincere in action and words than most other career politicians. Sadly, he also comes across as “a bit slow,” “a wee bit confused,” and as someone slipping rather precipitously into his dotage.

Truly, it would be no kindness to install Biden in the White House, and it would certainly be a criminally negligent disservice to America and the world at large to do so since we’d always be one gaffe and/or one bit of confused rhetoric away from catastrophe.

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I Am Asking You Once Again

Biden: I Am Asking You Once Again
Where Am I?
I Am Asking You Once Again

‘Tis funny, but also more than a little sad and scary. Biden’s apparent cognitive slippage seems to be accelerating with the stress of his campaign. And that makes the not too unlikely prospect of his being installed as POTUS pretty damn terrifying to me.

Say what you want about Americans’ President, Donald Trump, but he’s not slipping swiftly into his dotage. Biden, on the other hand, could totally screw up the nation and the world by complete, bumbling accident.

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Florida Joe

Florida Joe
Florida Joe

Yeah, electing Joe Biden to the Presidency would be a lot like voting Florida Man into high office. It’s what our domestic enemies, the Democrats want though, and it’s what could happen if Americans look on and do nothing.

Then, has anyone been allowed to ask Creepy Uncle Joe if he thinks he’s from Florida? Or, if he believes that is- and identifies as a groundhog for that matter?

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Joe Hiden

Joe Hiden - The Basement Candidate
Joe Hiden – The Basement Candidate

Ole Joe “The Gaffe Master” Biden should possibly be called Joe Hiden or Punxsutawney Joe. He has, after all, become a sad and bitter recluse, running what passes for his presidential campaign from his basement.

Of course, the Dems have quickly warmed to this bunkered and hunkered style of seeking the Presidency. They’re certainly quite strident in their desire for Biden to NEVER debate President Trump. And really, who can blame them? Biden’s mental acuity and agility have never been that great, and they’ve both declined over the last year or so, which many Dems acknowledge.

I’m just wondering if the Dems expect or plan to force Creepy Uncle Joe to, if elected, run his Presidency in a similar fashion. If so, it does explain why it’s taking them so long to inform Biden who is Vice Presidential running mate is, since she’d be the one most likely running the show.

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He’s Joe Biden

He's Joe Biden And He Forgot This Message
He’s Joe Biden And He Forgot This Message

Ah yes; Our Friendly, affable, and oh-so-creepy Uncle Joe. It would be a bit odd that he was the likely Democrat Nominee – No, I don’t think that the Dems will allow Bernie to get the nomination – given that the “Gaffmeister” seems a bit detached from normative reality and quite consistently says things that are more than a little strange, except that Biden is literally their best Presidential candidate for POTUS.

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