Hair Trigger TURDS

Conway Triggers Liberals - Hair Trigger TURDSHair Trigger TURDS Set Off By Conway

Yes, it seems that Kellyanne Conway has triggered the TURD sufferers (TURDS) by daring to kneel on a couch in the oval office to check her smartphone while taking pictures of a meeting between President Trump and visitors from America’s historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs). Of course, those who suffer from TURD have hair triggers.

We must understand, however, that it is not specifically Mrs. Conway kneeling on a piece of furniture that triggered the current paroxysm of apoplexy in Liberals and Progressives. It is that President Trump or in this case someone closely associated with the President did something. That is enough to set off their hair triggers.

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