Is It In The Water?

I’ve been feeling exhaustipated and I’ve been unsure as to why. I’ve considered that it could be some combination of: politics, society’s degeneration, work, life, the weather, or some combination of any number of these factors.

Fukitol
Fukitol – 1000mg Once Daily

Perhaps though, it’s accidental or deliberate pollution of my water supply. It wouldn’t be the first time that drugs were added to our water or the first time that drug residues and pharmacological pollutants found there way into either.

My being exposed to steady, low doses of Fukitol could be to blame for my exhaustipation. It could also explain the low voter turnout in the 2012 elections and why Liberals and Progressives, fond of their bottled designer water, were less affected by it.

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