Tyler, the Portly Politico on Chinese Spy Balloon: “My sentiments precisely. The balloon flew over my town, and my reaction was amusement, not fear. I figure the ChiComs…” Feb 6, 11:05
on Introducing The Daomaki: “😆 Yeah! And, I'm thinking a crosshatch drizzle of both Eel Sauce and either Spicy Mayo or Spicy Miso. Or…” Nov 11, 08:11 on Fucking Vegetables: “Heh! You're right! This is the mature fruit of the Passiflora quadrangularis erotica vine.” Sep 25, 08:38
Nope! No politics, no culture war, no generational crap. I just hate kale. My whole family does. And, we’ve tried it in a plethora of ways in the hope of finding one we could stomach. And no! Kale is green manure, not food!
Tags: Food | Humor | Kale | Society | Vegetables
A generation or more long question that Vegans refuse to answer – if veggies are so go good, why do they keep trying to make them taste and look like meat and why does Vegan food taste so horrible?
It makes no objective sense. It’s not like there’s not a plethora of damn fine, damn tasty and satisfying vegetarian foods available around the world. So why does Vegan food – and I mean specifically Vegan Food – so often turn out to be poor and disgusting mockeries of normal, omnivore cuisine. It seems to me the answer – never provided by the Vegans themselves – would be important for the bulk of society to know.
NOTE: I, myself consume on average just under 16 oz of red meat a week (far less in Summer, a bit more in Winter), just over that in poultry and seafood, and much more than that in well-prepared vegetables. So, I’m hardly a knee-jerk carnivore. 😛
Tags: America | Food & Drink | Humor | Liberals | Meat | Politics | Progressives | Society | Vegans | Vegetables
Oh yeah! That’s the truth. Nowhere in human prehistory will you find any cave paintings of salads… or any other plant-based food item. 😉
Tags: Archeology | History | Humor | Meat | Society | Vegetables | Vegetarians
Sadly, the above ad is fake. I would have adored it if it was an actual whimsical – or mocking if you’re of the flat-toothed dietary persuasion – but, alas and alack, neither the advertisement nor Crompton’s Beef Farm are real.
Tags: Burgers | Food | Humor | Marketing | Meat | Sarcasm | Vegans | Vegetables
No Matter How You Say It, Tomatoes Are Good!
You say, “TomÄto.” Others say, “Tomahto.” I just say that I want some of that, a lot of that, in fact, and as often as I can have it. 😛
Tags: Ass | Babes | Food | Food & Drink | Humor | Language & Idiom | Society | Tomatoes | Vegetables
