Reflections From a Murky Pond

Each year, as what is still labeled as merely feminism “progresses” and degenerates, more and more females are living without access – willingly or femcel – to men’s penises and normative, heterosexual sexual congress. This has, in turn, led to the dramatic rise in female masturbation with various sex toys, a growing number of which are, of course, non-penetrative.

Well, because safety is important and people are stupid, choose the right tool for the job. Do not mistake your stick mixer for your Magic Wand! 😆

Hehe – the added bonus of this safety message is that are a subset of feministas who are so dead-set against ever listening to and “obeying” a man that they’ll likely run right out and choose the stick mixer just to rage against my “Patriarchy.”

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is simple a problem correcting itself. 👿

Enjoy! Just remember that safe sex applies to self-sex as well, especially when you’re horny, shitfaced from drinking that whole box of cheap wine alone, and bitter about not having and man and wanting one.

Tags: Femcels | Feminazis | Feminism | Feminists | Humor | Masturbation | Sex | Sex Toys | Sexual Health | Society | Stupidity | Womyn

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 23rd, 2022 at 11:45 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

2020 – A Dickensian Summation

2020, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.

Ah well; at least we still have beauty and beer.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, July 30th, 2020 at 5:09 am and is filed under Humor, Politics, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

There’s a whole lot of flak about Genetically Modified (GMO) crops. All sorts of evils have been ascribed to them by various sorts who hate technology and/or the corporations who create them, mostly the latter.

The thing is that they’re complaining about all the wrong things!

It’s Sustainable And Filling, A True Stuffing Pepper

Gentlemen, these sorts of “stuffing peppers” need to be eradicated post haste before we slide even further into irrelevancy. 😯

Tags: Food | GMO Crops | Humor | Masturbation | Monsanto | Science | Sex | Sex Toys | Vegetables

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 29th, 2011 at 7:49 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor, Society, Technology. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

It’s really hard to stop watching, isn’t it? It just sort of seizes your attention and won’t let go.

Hypnotic, Isn’t It?

Even a “womyn” – a quite sex-negative Feminist – I know just couldn’t stop watching it, though she kept muttering about objectification and how oral sex, or at least fellatio, was “slave behavior” and misogynist the whole time. 😉

Really! Tell the truth. How many times did you watch it before you even read the post?

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This entry was posted on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 6:12 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.