Diversity Finally Achieved

Diversity Finally Achieved
Diversity Finally Achieved

A #Woke victory! Diversity finally achieved at great cost! The colonizers have been beaten back and driven away; Osgiliath’s population is now 100% Orcish. Of course, it was a short-lived victory and all the brave, Orcish freedom fighters became victims of Aragorn.

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Explaining Millennials

Explaining Millennials
Explaining Millennials

Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. 😆 I swear to Silenus, Strawberry Hill resulted in more Millennial births than anything else, though those damn wine coolers accounted for a lot of the later Millennials.

But, my fellow Gen Xers, lets not be too prideful. A damn lot of us are here due to: Andre’s Cold Duck, Mateus, and Lancers. 😉

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Why Millennials Fail

Why Millennials Fail
Why Millennials Fail

While meant as humor, this cartoon nigh on perfectly sums up why Millennials and Gen Zers – when they actually have normal jobs – consistently fail to keep them and/or get promotions. They put in their time, normally doing the minimal effort allowed, and then leave, no matter what the situation is or how much works still needs to be done.

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The Agnorance Of Youth

The Agnorance Of Youth
The Agnorance Of Youth

This is nigh on perfect for these days. It showcases some of the specific agnorance – a portmanteau of ignorance and arrogance – of some Millennials and Gen-Zers. They really think that either they invented stuff or that it was invented after the time of Gen-Xers. The case in point be vinyl records, which a number them have “appropriated.”

Let’s, however, laugh at them and not get too hypocritically angry. After all, we did this too, as did our parents, and as did their parents… most likely all the way to the beginnings of civilization. 😉

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We Are Doomed

We Are Doomed
It Is Mete That We Are Doomed

It is mete that we are doomed. Our stupidity, seemingly growing worse generation by generation, both guarantees our extinction and makes it right and proper. Humanity, or what it has devolved into, deserves to end.

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