Deport Them!

Deport Them! Deport Fashisom
Deport Them! Deport Fashisom!

Our domestic enemies, the Liberals, Progressives, and the various abnormal demographics the enable- and pander to, are ever and always so quick to insult, deride, and lampoon any American who protests their agenda while using improper spelling. To them, we, the People are always uneducated, anti-intellectual, knuckle-dragging, regressive primitives.

This is why it’s so funny when our domestic enemies – who are so hubristic over their over-vaunted educations – prove that they are no better than Americans when it comes to spelling simple words. Then again, anyone who’s #StillWithHer and believes that #SheWon is showing a distinct pathology of cognitive degeneration.

Then again, I could be completely misinterpreting this Millenial’s protest and who and what xe’s outraged over. Perhaps he’s angry at the fashion industry and just created something a neologism to denote his beliefs that the fashion industry is fascist in nature and agenda. If so, #ImWithHim 😆 since somebody needs to be the voice of the fashion nazis’ victims.

Of course, if the latter is the case, ze has an intersectional problem. Those same evil fashionistas are centered in New York City and Los Angeles, the two strongholds of modern liberalism and two of the very few localities in the US that are staunchly democrat. Hence, he’d be voting to deport some of the very sorts that supported Hillary.

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Perception Is Everything

Perception Is EverythingPerception Is Everything

Yep! These ever-so-angry and ever-so-prideful Liberals and Progressives think a lot about themselves because they’re “resisting” President Trump. What they’re too deluded and self-absorbed to understand is that they’ve woefully and rather comically failed at marketing their message.

In the algorithm of infonomics, perception is everything and Americans, when we see or hear these Liberals and Progressives complaining, ranting, screaming, and protesting, we don’t perceive them and what they’re as what they perceive themselves to be doing.

There is, however some danger in this. While the vast majority of these deranged individuals are mostly harmless crybabies – crybullies at most – some number of them are dangerous. Americans should never let even well-deserved disrespect cloud their judgement and threat assessments.

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Save The Snowflakes

The sudden sea change in American politics has gutted the emotions and mental state of the Millennials. Donald Trump’s becoming the next President of the United States has wrought incalculable harm to these younger Liberals’ and Progressives’ psyches. It’s a catastrophe of national scale that has crippled colleges, coffee shops, vintage clothing stores, and organic markets.

It’s Christmas! Show some charity, empathy, and compassion! Help us Save The Snowflakes!

Please Save The Snowflakes

These special, little snowflakes are being cared for by the various colleges and universities and provided with cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh among other needed comforts. This has resulted in a financial burden that neither the colleges nor the states can afford. They desperately need our help.

The Tears Of Liberals are the sweetest rain, refreshing the land that is America
Please Save The Snowflakes

That’s right! For the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week, you can help these special snowflakes find solace in their safe spaces, far away from microaggressions and campus triggers like conservative ideas, facts, logic, or any opposing views.

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