Muslim Outreach

I’ve made some negative comments about Obama’s desire to provide employment to Jihadis. Amongst other things, I felt they just weren’t employable. In the latter assertion I might have been mistaken.

A Muslim Outreach program for employing ragheads
Muslim Economic Outreach

There are jobs that American tax dollars can provide for the problematical Muslims that would solve for the problem that they are efficiently and effectively. Indeed, we should shoot for 100% in the Muslim World in order to end the issue of Radical Islam and terrorism. 😉

I’d also like to point out that, if the Muslims are brought into captivity, they’re also quite employable as pharmaceutical testers. And let’s not forget that they can also replace pig carcasses for testing the terminal performance of small arms munitions.

Related Reading:

The End of Jobs: Money, Meaning and Freedom Without the 9-to-5
Jihad!: Understanding the Threat of the Islamic State to America (Terror Jihad Reader Series) (Volume 1)
The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money
Islam and the Future of Tolerance: A Dialogue
The Islam in Islamic Terrorism: The Importance of Beliefs, Ideas, and Ideology

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Who’d Hire Them?

Obama seemed pretty proud of his regime’s “Jobs for Jihadis” program to counter Islamic terrorism.

Who’d Hire Them?

Take a look at a sampling of them though. Who’d hire them? I can’t see where any amount of economic improvement and increased employment opportunities outside of the suicide bomber marketspace would help them much, if at all. 😆

Related Reading:

The Worst President in History: The Legacy of Barack Obama
The Sarcasm Handbook
Employment Law for Business (Irwin Business Law)
Sarcasm Is My Superpower: Blank Lined Journal - 6x9 - Funny Gag Gift
12 Major World Religions: The Beliefs, Rituals, and Traditions of Humanity's Most Influential Faiths

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Help A Man…

Sometimes referred to as part of Scottish Wisdom and meant with all humor, this blunt statement carries with it a great weight of vastly unpleasant truth.

Help a man when hes in trouble, and hell remember you when hes in trouble again.

I think that what humor it evokes is of the “you either have to laugh or cry variety.”

It’s true though; more often than not, the result of helping is man is that he’ll first turn to you the next time he believes that he needs help – and so the cycle of irresponsibility and dependance begins.

Related Reading:

The Welfare State: A Very Short Introduction (Very Short Introductions)
The Wisdom of No Escape and the Path of Loving-Kindness
State-Sponsored Inequality: The Banner System and Social Stratification in Northeast China
Humour: A Very Short Introduction (Very Short Introductions)
The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny

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