Muslim Outreach

I’ve made some negative comments about Obama’s desire to provide employment to Jihadis. Amongst other things, I felt they just weren’t employable. In the latter assertion I might have been mistaken.

A Muslim Outreach program for employing ragheads
Muslim Economic Outreach

There are jobs that American tax dollars can provide for the problematical Muslims that would solve for the problem that they are efficiently and effectively. Indeed, we should shoot for 100% in the Muslim World in order to end the issue of Radical Islam and terrorism. 😉

I’d also like to point out that, if the Muslims are brought into captivity, they’re also quite employable as pharmaceutical testers. And let’s not forget that they can also replace pig carcasses for testing the terminal performance of small arms munitions.

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Yo Soy Muslim: A Father's Letter to His Daughter
Reforming Foreign Aid: Reinvent the World Bank: Lessons in Global Poverty Alleviation from 40 years of adventures (and misadventures) in International Development
Mohammed's Koran: Why Muslims Kill For Islam
The Politics (Penguin Classics)
Genocide: A Reader

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Who’d Hire Them?

Obama seemed pretty proud of his regime’s “Jobs for Jihadis” program to counter Islamic terrorism.

Who’d Hire Them?

Take a look at a sampling of them though. Who’d hire them? I can’t see where any amount of economic improvement and increased employment opportunities outside of the suicide bomber marketspace would help them much, if at all. 😆

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Special Providence: American Foreign Policy and How It Changed the World
Jihad & Co.: Black Markets and Islamist Power
Darwin's Doubt: The Explosive Origin of Animal Life and the Case for Intelligent Design
The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny
The Experiments of Dr. Vermin

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Help A Man…

Sometimes referred to as part of Scottish Wisdom and meant with all humor, this blunt statement carries with it a great weight of vastly unpleasant truth.

Help a man when hes in trouble, and hell remember you when hes in trouble again.

I think that what humor it evokes is of the “you either have to laugh or cry variety.”

It’s true though; more often than not, the result of helping is man is that he’ll first turn to you the next time he believes that he needs help – and so the cycle of irresponsibility and dependance begins.

Related Reading:

Original Wisdom: Stories of an Ancient Way of Knowing
HUMOR: THE WORLD NEEDS LAUGHTER NOW MORE THAN EVER
Does Foreign Aid Really Work?
You Can't Make This Stuff Up: Ridiculously Funny Stories by Real Cops
Social Welfare: Politics and Public Policy (8th Edition)

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