An Obama Cultist

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 5th, 2013

Like most cults, street gangs, and virulently nonnormative subcultures Obama cultists wear a uniform in order to “flag” their identities to others.

An Obama cultist in its natural setting
An Obama Cultist Displaying His Fashion Sense

This can, at times, lead to some odd combinations of fashion. Then again, these combination might not really be that odd at all, just not ones that Americans would find pleasant or chic.

On the brighter side for the nation, this is one Obama cultists who probably won’t ever be voting again, at least not legally.

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The Pillars Of Liberalism

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion, Society on February 10th, 2013

Like all dangerous and self-destructive cults, Liberalism has a very small and simple core dogma. Much like Islam, the Liberal “Faith” has but five pillars to support it.

The 5 pillars of Liberalism
The 5 Pillars Of Liberalism

Hysteria, Denial of Reality, Thought Control, Name-Calling, and Projection of Guilt make up the five pillars of the Liberalism and are the core dogma of this creed of evil and failure.

I’d say that they should officially add the 6th pillar, Hypocrisy, but their Magisterium doesn’t brook what they call heresy – ask any Black who strays from their plantation – and their dogma is not open for reformation or alteration. ;-)

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That Old Black Magic

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor on September 8th, 2012

In a previous post Alan Scott made a good observation about the 2012 Democratic National Convention and Obama’s and his cronies’ performance throughout it.

If you watch the convention you would think that the old magic is still there. The faithful are enthralled with the speakers praising our fearless leader. The hardcore zombies lap up the twin philosophies of victimhood and scapegoat politics. They are the victims and rich white men are the scapegoats.

Yep! Alan is right. That Old Black Magic still seems to be strong. Obama and Co. can still pack them in, if not quite in the same order of magnitude as before he’d actually had to do anything.


I Worship Obama

That’s the advantage of having a cult of personality as opposed to having to rely upon plans and results. The zombie cultists can always be counted upon to shuffle in and chant or groan in the appropriate manner. ;-)

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