Long Trans-Induced Morbity
The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.
At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.
Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Bud Light | Failure | Mulvaney | Society | Trannies | Transphilia
Disney Bought Sailor Moon
If Disney bought the rights to Sailor Moon and did a reboot, this is probably what it would look like these days… except I would assume that they’d cast a Black as Sailor Moon his/herself. 🙄
The #Wokesters running Disney into the ground just can’t seem to help themselves. It’s like they have a bet going with Netflix over which of them can fuck up more.
But, unlike the new normal for Disney, it wouldn’t be live action. Peter Dinklage would probably complain about the Sailor Venus / Krillin character’s casting… whether or not the actor was a dwarf. The little guy’s got a big chip on his shoulder, though nobody is really sure anymore over what. 😆
Tags: #Woke | America | Disney | Sailor Moon | Sarcasm | Society | Trannies | Trans | Transphilia | Woke | Wokeness Theology
No Surprises Here
Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently can’t say about Bud Lite.
Tags: America | Babes | Beauty | Beer | Bud Lite | Humor | LGBTQ | Pabst | Sarcasm | Society | Trannies | Transphilia | Traps