It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability nor for the exercise of loving care; government was built for the use of force and for necessarily demagogic appeals for votes.
Divorce no longer carries with it the stigma of failure that it used to. Indeed, with the exception of the Catholic Church and Britain’s Royal Family, there’s no reason for the divorcee not to jump back into the dating arena and beginning courting again.
Honesty about one’s status is strongly recommended though …
It Won’t Cost a Dime and You Know You Want It, Baby
Of course honesty is more important, though far less useful in the short term, when one is courting a nation than when one is merely seeking individual “company.” Being divorced from your spouse is a lot different than being divorced from reality. 😉
As far too many people know and, for reasons that defy logic, seem to care, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have divorced after the world found out that Tiger had cheated on her with a laundry list of men and women.
Apparently Elin Nordegren had a problem with being married to a serial pervert.
Of course, one of society’s biggest “concerns” was what the divorce settlement would be. So far there are no firm details about how much Tiger is actually going to end up paying for the skanks, whores, and “male escorts” he frequented for years, but some rumors are available.
Former super-couple Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are making it official with one of the highest-profile divorces in sports. Here’s how it will work:
Couple will evenly split 8-foot-tall pile of money in the spare bedroom
Joint custody of the caddy
Woods required to hire cleaning company to remove skank juice from living room carpeting
Elin is entitled to half of Tiger’s collection of strap-ons, double dildos, leather handcuffs, feather ticklers, nipple clamps, vibrating cock rings, pleasure wands, Fleshlights, anal plugs, cock slings, and Rim Raiders
Tiger Woods will keep all of the $178 million in cash he stashed in an offshore account in anticipation of just this sort of thing
Couple will have shared custody of the children, with Woods seeing them every other decade
Tiger gets the couple’s Ford Festiva
Elin is now the face of Gillette Mach 3 razors
I really don’t have any sympathy for Elin Nordegren though; she had to know that this sort of behavior by Tiger was unavoidable. The brutha golfed! A Hole in One was bound to turn into “a hole in dat one, and dat one, and dat one … Damn! I gots to get me into all of ’em holes.” 😛
Some marriages go the distance and others fall apart, sometimes even within the 1st year. Most often the failures are the result of the parties not entering into the relationship for the right reasons.
It Was A Case Of Irreconcilable Differences
There are a lot of reasons why this relationship failed, but with one partner Hoping to Change the other from the outset, it was a foregone conclusion that it wouldn’t last long.
I’m just not looking forward to the custody battle with each side wanting to not get custody of Congress. 😛
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