The Best Halloween Costume

The Best Halloween Costume Ever
The Best Halloween Costume Ever

You might have to be Southern to really get this, and you likely have to be from a rural or suburban area. But, if you are, I’m sure you agree that this is The Best Halloween Costume Ever. 😆

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The Birth Of Suburbia

Nothing says that we’ve turned shabby chic into the neo-neo-classical like redoing Sandro Botticelli’s Nascita di Venere as the The Birth Of Suburbia. 😛

The Birth Of Suburbia
The Birth Of Suburbia

Of course, this redux of The Birth of Venus would, without a doubt, incense the intelligentsia and academics to fits of derision and scorn. They barely tolerate the efforts of their students, much less those of the groundlings of suburbia. Also, such a composition as this would need to be heavily retouched so as not to rouse the ire of the multi-billion dollar fashion and weight-loss cartels, the politicians that profiteer off them, and the countless deluded slaves to their whims.

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