Deporting Piers Morgan

Piers MorganA large number of Americans want CNN’s Piers Morgan, who happens to be a British national living and working within America, deported due to his attacks upon the Second Amendment and the rights of American citizens. As of the writing of this post over 70,000 people have electronically signed the White House petition to have Morgan deported from our country, almost three times the threshold which requires a response.

This is commendable, but only for the symbolism of it all as nothing will ever come of this petition and any response that the Obama Regime deigns to give – assuming that they even bother to abide by their own rules in this matter – will be meaningless at best and will more likely be derogatory in nature.

Obamas and Morgan
The Obamas And Piers Morgan – Birds Of A Feather

There’s effectively no chance that Obama will have Morgan deported for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens. The Obamas and Morgan have a close, personal relationship and Morgan is one of Obama’s more dependable cheerleaders among a MSM that is known for their slavish loyalty to the First Black President. Besides, when has Obama ever sided with the American people against a foreign power or national?

So all the Americans out there bitterly clinging to their guns had best both cling to them a little tighter and think long and hard about why you’re really doing so and make ready to do a lot more than just sign a few symbolic but effectively useless petitions. Either that, or resign yourself to eventually having those guns and the other rights they defend stripped from you, your children, and your children’s children.

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Ye Olde Pubbe Gag

Our modern world is too often devoid of fun and good humor. Perhaps it’s time to look back through history to a more congenial and poetic time…
 

A Chaucerian Pub Gag by Bill Bailey

 
Much better! Bill Bailey’s delivery of Ye Olde Pubbe Gag in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer is delightful and hilarious – just thing to distract us from the nightmare of modern times.

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A Common Language

It is often said that Britain and America are two nations divided by a common language.

Divided By A Common Language
Divided By A Common Language

Yeah, I can believe that and sometimes the division caused by the difference of our respective language and idiom can be downright dangerous for the poor traveler. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Arthur’s Round Table

Legend has it that, at the end of the Roman occupation of Britain, a king rose up to hold the land together. His name is given as Arthur and he is famous for his Knights of the Round Table.

Most likely he held his power through science and engineering as much as by force of arms, which led to interesting situations.

The fattest knight at King Arthurโ€™s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Now that’s history and legend that isn’t talked about much! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Goodnight Iran

In a move that further isolates the Ayatollah Khamenie’s mob of miscegentic crotch-droppings of pigs and baboons from the Civilized World, Brittain has closed it embassy in Iran in response to the Ayatollahs’ Basij-e Mostaz’afin’s sacking of that embassy. Other European nations plan to follow suit.

It’s more than a little heartening to see that England and the European powers have finally learned that there’s nothing for humans to gain by trying to talk to the vermin in Iran. It seemed that they were never going to learn that discourse with these creatures is pointless, merely casting pearls before swine and inflating the Iranians’ delusion of worth.

Goodnight, Iran. Pray Mankind decides to suffer your awakening in some future morning.

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