I fear the giving mankind a dependence on anything for support in age or sickness, besides industry and frugality during youth and health, tends to flatter our natural indolence, to encourage idleness and prodigality, and thereby to promote and increase poverty, the very evil it was intended to cure.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently can’t say about Bud Lite.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 at 8:30 am and is filed under Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Society.
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Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their consumers, they’ve decided to go balls to wall for the up and coming tranny market. π
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Admiral Akbar was wiser than even Lucas gave him credit for. π Yeah, “She” looks like a fine, American woman, but the Bud Lite is dead giveaway. He’s got a surprise package waiting for some unsuspecting guy.
So, Gentlemen, be wary. There’s a lot of traps out there. Always check their beer choice first.
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Sometimes one is more than enough. In this case, it was one can of Bud Light, one disturbingly deranged tranny with too large of audience, and one marketing exec who hated her brand’s customer base. In Anheuser-Busch’s case, 1 + 1 +1 = -5 billion USD in market capitalization to-date. It’s so bad and not looking to end anytime soon, that Anheuser-Busch is literally giving their beer away for Memorial Day 2023… if they can.
Yeah, the rebate their offering is literally within the average cost range of the product! But will any American drink it even if it’s free?
Well, stupid should be painful and Anheuser-Busch has continued to display painful stupidity from the get-go in this self-inflicted debacle. π
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The new, incoming Bud Light bois and gurls date and have intercourse a bit differently than the currently on the way out the door customers. And this is what Bud Lightβs VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid was shooting for. Apparently, she feels the need to move Bud Light from competing with Coors and Miller and into the White Claw marketspace. π
My only questions for Heinerscheid is how can you make something attractive to men and women when you obvious can’t define either and seem quite confused about the whole gender thing; and, how you be inclusive by alienating the entirety of your current customer base and insulting them in response to complaints?
But hey! It’s not like Bud Light is “cis-beer” in the first place. π
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