What Is Fascism?

Roman Fasces - Type found on Lincoln MemorialSo what is Fascism? It’s sort of like pornography for the Leftists inside of America. They can’t really define it in empirical terms as a unique and quantifiable thing, but they sure as the Hells know it when they see it. But, while admittedly still failing to empirically define fascism as a unique socioeconomic philosophy, it’s actually fairly easy to define fascism in a real world, boots-on-the-ground context.

Fascism is Socialism enacted by main force.

Related Reading:

Twenty-Five Easy and Progressive Studies for the Piano, Op. 100: Piano Solo
Death By Stupidity: A Ray Grabor Mystery
Why Not Socialism?
The Civil War (American Heritage Books)
The Doctrine Of  Fascism

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Free Birth Control

Free Birth ControlYou Want Free Birth Control?

The womyn of the current, toxic wave of Feminism along with many other subspecies of Liberals and Progressives are clamoring for free birth control. Well, above is an idea that should work them. 😉

Related Reading:

Listen, Liberal: Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
Left Bank: Art, Passion, and the Rebirth of Paris, 1940-50
Poor Lenin's Almanac: Perverse Leftist Proverbs for Modern Life
The Proletarian Wave: Literature and Leftist Culture in Colonial Korea, 1910–1945 (Harvard East Asian Monographs)
America: A Narrative History (Brief Ninth Edition)  (Vol. 1)

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Crying At Starbucks

They're Crying At StarbucksYes, it’s true; Liberal Tears are quite common at Starbucks these days. Millennials especially are weeping into their overpriced and over-roasted coffee-esque beverages. The quiet sobbing and sniffling, punctuated by the occasional bouts of weeping, wailing, cursing, and the gnashing of teeth, has really changed the ambience of many Starbucks, most especially those in the Liberal and Progressive controlled coastal regions.

Not but what these people have great reasons to cry, twenty of the most common ones being listed below.

20 Reasons Millennials Are Crying At Starbucks

  1. There was a 10 minute wait for the Pumpkin Spice Latte
  2. The Barista didn’t use the proper gender pronoun
  3. Because President Trump is on the TV
  4. Because there are no safe spaces in the real world
  5. They took a Buzzfeed quiz that guessed their gender correctly
  6. They see someone wearing a #MAGA t-shirt
  7. Their parents called asking them to move out of the basement
  8. The guilt of supporting a free-market economy
  9. They accidentally swiped right on a Conservative’s profile
  10. Bernie still isn’t President
  11. Hillary still isn’t President
  12. Trump still is President
  13. They spilled coffee on their new “Che” t-shirt
  14. They saw an American flag and it wasn’t being stepped upon
  15. They found out what Socialism actually means
  16. They want to join ANTIFA but parents won’t let them
  17. They want to use violence to stop free-speech but can’t fight
  18. Couldn’t recall the difference between further and farther
  19. Whole Foods rejected employment application…yet again
  20. Wondering if that Liberal Art’s degree was actually worth it

Poor things – They were betrayed by reality which refused to abide by their wishes. Worse, they’ve spent their entire lives being taught that they were entitled to get whatever they want, whenever they want it. So now, they can’t cope with having lost everything.

Related Reading:

Melodious and Progressive Studies for Flute: Book 1
A Cup of Wisdom with a Shot of Sarcasm
Burgmüller -- 25 Progressive Pieces, Op. 100 (Alfred Masterwork Edition)
Amsterdam: A History of the World's Most Liberal City
The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

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