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According to the Liberals, Progressives, and Black Leaders, Blacks must vote Democrat or not be Black. Blacks who fail to abide by this stricture meet with vicious reprisals from the soldiers of the “Black Community” and Leftist talking heads.
Being branded an “Oreo” is the least of American Black’s worries and, as such, some brave souls have decided to reclaim the word, “Oreo.”
They Must Have Found Out She’s A Republican
Others have decided that, if the choice is between the “Black Community” and America, they’ll choose America and assimilate as all immigrants must eventually do.
Either that or she just really, really, really loves those delicious sandwich cookies. š
This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 30th, 2012 at 1:51 pm and is filed under 2012 Election, Humor, Politics, Society.
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Once upon a time in America, not truly too long ago, candy and other snacks weren’t forbidden in our schools. Indeed, not only were students allowed to bring such dangerous contraband to school, teachers often handed such obesity-causing agents to their pupils.
Sometimes teachers even incorporated the now-forbidden treats into their lesson plans.
This, upon occasion, caused problems that even the FLOTUS’ food police couldn’t have expected…
A kindergarten teacher chose to use Lifesavers as a teaching tool to instruct her young charges in the various flavors of fruit available to them, the color coding of the original five-flavors of the candies being considered standardized and effective.
She handed out the candies to your students and the quickly began to identify the flavors by the colors of the individual candies.
Red = Cherry
Yellow = Lemon
Green = Lime
Orange = Orange
Note:Off-white / Pineapple was determined not to be age-appropriate and was forcibly removed from the teacher’s lesson plan under the direction of the federal government.
Then the teacher handed them honey-flavored Lifesavers. None of the students could successfully identify the flavor.
The teacher said, “I’ll give you all a little clue. It’s what your mother sometimes calls your father.”
One little girl’s eyes widened in horror and she spit the candy out of her mouth, exclaiming, “Oh my God! They’re assholes!”
The teacher had to leave the room at that point.
And please! Before any of the slightly younger and more properly educated readers start complaining, remember that this is an old joke. Back then the unenlightened school teachers were not properly chastened for using such horribly gendered and heteronormative prejudicial and bigoted terms such as “Mother” and “Father.”
And again, please! This is an old joke. The child in question wasn’t removed from the class and her parents’ weren’t brought up on charges for her wildly inappropriate and Christofascist violation of the Separation of Church and State by mentioning God on public property.
Just enjoy the joke as you can. Humor can, after all, be a lifesaver. š
This entry was posted on Saturday, April 21st, 2012 at 8:22 am and is filed under Humor, Society.
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Unsurprisingly, the rabble of OWS have found yet another facet of America to complain about.
Should This Be Under White Protesters’ Problems?
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OMG! The evil bankers, hedge fund managers, and other Wall St. types have caused the snack chip industry to produce and sell broken chips. Occupy Frito-Lay! The 99% are entitled to chips and salsa! š
This entry was posted on Thursday, April 5th, 2012 at 11:53 am and is filed under Humor, Politics, Society.
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