Federal Emergency Irony

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on November 8th, 2012

File this one under Irony, or Schadenfreude, or Laugh So You Don’t Cry…

Fema Irony - NYC FEMA Station closed due to weather
Federal Emergency Irony Management Agency?

Staten Island, battered fairly badly by Sandy, found out as Wednesday’s Nor’easter was rolling in that FEMA was closing it centers due to inclement weather.

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Of The People

Posted in Politics on February 27th, 2012

The sun setting on a flag at half-staffOnce, long ago, President Lincoln said that our nation must dedicate itself to the great task of ensuring that that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Obama, despite claiming that he seeks to emulate President Lincoln – unsurprising since Obama’s a Black – the boy has helped further and accelerate the ending of America’s government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

Recent statements and actions by the Obama Regime’s enforcement arms make that very clear.

Authorities at both the state and federal level are making preparations for massive social dislocation, with FEMA recently ordering $1 billion dollars worth of dehydrated food – a total of 420 million meals – but Americans who buy food supplies in bulk are being labeled as potential terrorists by the Obama Regime.

Well, except for Muslims of course. The FBI’s marching orders to Military Surplus stores included this wonderful little dog-whistle:

It is important to remember that just because someone’s speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious.

That almost innocuous admonition carries a lot more weight coming from the regime that recently decided to alter all of America’s counter-terrorism training to make meet CAIR’s and ISNA’s “standards.”

Just remember, even though the government seems to be expecting large scale issues, if you’re American and White you’d best not try to stock up on basic emergency supplies, especially if you plan to pay in cash or don’t think you should have to provide ID in order to purchase non-restricted items such as MREs.

The Narcissist-in-Chief’s handlers and overseers don’t like it when you do that and they have large numbers of men with firearms and the federal courts system to enforce that dislike.

~*~

Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.

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Obama’s Irene PSA

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 26th, 2011

With Hurricane Irene getting ready to pulverize America’s East Coast it behooves the POTUS to provide calm and assurance to the threatened population. President Obama, never being one to all his teleprompter to shirk such duties – unless their might be a Q & A session involved – has dutifully and thoughtfully provided PSA via Twitter:

Obama: Don't Worry, I'm Safe and Sound From Hurricane Irene
Obama: Don’t Worry; I’m Safe and Sound. You Suckahs OTOH…

President Obama wants to assure his constituents that he’ll be safe from the storm. He and the First Family are currently en route inland where there are many golf courses and recreational shopping opportunities that they have not samples as of yet.

And don’t worry about the damages. The White House has committed to providing aid through FEMA – After Robert Gibbs, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano make sure that none of the federal aid goes to the wrong sorts of people or voting districts.

Furthermore, in order to ensure “justice” and an “equitable” distribution of largess, any needed relief efforts will be coordinated through a special task force led by Al Sharpton, Cynthia McKinney, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

So don’t worry! :lol:

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