Florida Xmas Season PSA

Florida Xmas Season PSA
A Florida Xmas Season PSA

Just a simple PSA for my old people still in Florida. πŸ˜‰ There’s a reason you don’t put Christmas lights on palm trees and this is it!

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Yeah Well, Florida

Yeah Well, Florida - We Needed Signs Like This
Yeah Well, Florida – We Needed Signs Like This

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! πŸ˜†

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Welcome To Florida!

Welcome To Florida
Welcome To Florida! πŸ˜†

Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State will always have a “special” place in my heartÒ€¦ and my spleen, and my liver. It’s the home of Florida Man and now apparently Florida Woman as well. πŸ˜‰

Or not…

As eyerollingly funny and sarcastic as this is, it’s totally inaccurate. The woman in question, Helen Ann Williams, is actually from South Carolina! And, she used a ceramic squirrel.

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Meanwhile In Florida …

Meanwhile In Florida ...
An Elderly Couple Feed A Herd of Manatees
No one said "Hold my beer!"
No injuries or property damage occured
Meanwhile In Florida Ò€¦

Meanwhile, in Florida, an elderly couple feeds a herd of manatees. The words, “Hold my beer,” were neither spoken nor heard. Nor did death, injury, or property damage occur.

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Florida Joe

Florida Joe
Florida Joe

Yeah, electing Joe Biden to the Presidency would be a lot like voting Florida Man into high office. It’s what our domestic enemies, the Democrats want though, and it’s what could happen if Americans look on and do nothing.

Then, has anyone been allowed to ask Creepy Uncle Joe if he thinks he’s from Florida? Or, if he believes that is- and identifies as a groundhog for that matter?

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