Fall In Florida

Fall In Florida
Fall In Florida

Yessiree! As a born and raised Floridian – now a long-term expat living amongst Bluebellies – a can, will, and do attest and affirm that this is the strongest sign of Fall in Florida. πŸ˜†

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Combating PETA

Gonna Eat It... With Some Old Bay, For The Sake Of Combating PETA
Gonna Eat It… With Some Old Bay

I recently posted about how well Maryland and Old Bay trolled PETA over their anti-crabbing billboards. I’ve decided, however, to take it a bit farther by combating PETA with beauty, real beauty and not the overly slutified celebrities they use to get attention.

Combating PETA With Real Beauty

That’s right! Real beautiful women with real crabs destined for the dinner table. I’m guessing that shuts down and trumps anything that PETA’s got.

NOTE: Because I’m originally from Florida, I’ve include Stone Crabs alongside Maryland’s Jimmies and Sooks.

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Yeah Well, Florida

Yeah Well, Florida - We Needed Signs Like This
Yeah Well, Florida – We Needed Signs Like This

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! πŸ˜†

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Welcome To Florida!

Welcome To Florida
Welcome To Florida! πŸ˜†

Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State will always have a “special” place in my heartÒ€¦ and my spleen, and my liver. It’s the home of Florida Man and now apparently Florida Woman as well. πŸ˜‰

Or not…

As eyerollingly funny and sarcastic as this is, it’s totally inaccurate. The woman in question, Helen Ann Williams, is actually from South Carolina! And, she used a ceramic squirrel.

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Meanwhile In Florida …

Meanwhile In Florida ...
An Elderly Couple Feed A Herd of Manatees
No one said "Hold my beer!"
No injuries or property damage occured
Meanwhile In Florida Ò€¦

Meanwhile, in Florida, an elderly couple feeds a herd of manatees. The words, “Hold my beer,” were neither spoken nor heard. Nor did death, injury, or property damage occur.

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