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Just a simple PSA for my old people still in Florida. 😉 There’s a reason you don’t put Christmas lights on palm trees and this is it!
Tags: America | Christmas Lights | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Society
While the image just says Florida, this is in my experience – admittedly long outdated – a thing mostly limited to South Florida. It is, however, not just snarkilicious. This really happens upon occasion. Or, at least, it used to. 😆
Tags: America | Cocaine | Drugs | Fishing | Florida | Humor | Society
I recently posted about how well Maryland and Old Bay trolled PETA over their anti-crabbing billboards. I’ve decided, however, to take it a bit farther by combating PETA with beauty, real beauty and not the overly slutified celebrities they use to get attention.
Combating PETA With Real Beauty
That’s right! Real beautiful women with real crabs destined for the dinner table. I’m guessing that shuts down and trumps anything that PETA’s got.
NOTE: Because I’m originally from Florida, I’ve include Stone Crabs alongside Maryland’s Jimmies and Sooks.
Tags: America | Babes | Bikini Girls | Crabbing | Crabs | Florida | Humor | Maryland | PETA | Sarcasm | Society
It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆
Tags: Alligators | Crazy | Drugs | Florida | Florida Man | Humor
