I Was Drunk That Day

I Was Drunk That Day
Yeah, I Was Drunk That Day

Put aside the fact that this is/was a small dog. We all know that a lot of small dogs are insane and oddly successful in their madness. If you’re anything like me – and, if you’re a Gen-X guy, you probably are – this sums up a lot of incidents in your youth. 😆

A lot of us did some crazy and crazy dangerous stuff while completely drunk out of our minds. And, due to some odd synergy between alcohol and youth, we did them successfully, sometimes even with panache.

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Your Crazy Future Wife

Your Crazy Future Wife
Your Crazy Future Wife

Gentlemen, especially you younger, never married men, it’s not whether or not your future wife will be crazy. It’s about whether or not she’s the sort of crazy that you can love. If you find the right one, put a ring on her!

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Yeah Well, Florida

Yeah Well, Florida - We Needed Signs Like This
Yeah Well, Florida – We Needed Signs Like This

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆

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I Miss When…

I Miss When We Didn’t Have A Pedophiles As POTUS

Yeah, I agree with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R CO-3). President Trump may be crass and may have, at some times in his past, have made some fairly crude sexual comments, but he’s never been called “Creepy Uncle Donald” or “Donald ‘Bad Hands’ Trump.” So yeah, I too miss those apparently halcyon days when the man installed in the White House didn’t single out six-year-olds and compliment their legs while giving speeches.

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The Wheel Of Whine

AOC's Wheel Of Whine
Knowing Nothing, The Puta Can And Will Whine About Anything
AOC’s Wheel Of Whine

AOC’s been back in the media’s light recently, whining and ranting about various, random things – most of which seem to have been creations of her own delusional and malformed mind, e.g., a Border Patrol agent taking a “stealth selfie” with her.

I Have No Clue But I'm Going To Scream About It Until Men Start Using My Mouth
I Have No Clue But I’m Going To Scream About It

Let’s face it, with AOC knowing so very little about so many topics that are normally considered as requirements for those exercising any level of authority, it’s quite easy for her to scream and or whine about stuff in general. While the Truth chains normal people, AOC’s rampant and seemingly defiant ignorance of anything beyond presumably slinging drinks and fellatio – both needed but insufficient skills for her political career – provides her with the absolute freedom to do as she pleases.

Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me o’ermuch if somewhere within the morass of AOC’s mind there was a Wheel of Whine that she spins upon waking to determine what she’ll complain about that day.

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