Reflections From a Murky Pond

Just a simple PSA for my old people still in Florida. 😉 There’s a reason you don’t put Christmas lights on palm trees and this is it!

Tags: America | Christmas Lights | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Society

This entry was posted on Saturday, November 26th, 2022 at 11:00 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆

Tags: Alligators | Crazy | Drugs | Florida | Florida Man | Humor

This entry was posted on Monday, May 9th, 2022 at 8:40 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State will always have a “special” place in my heart… and my spleen, and my liver. It’s the home of Florida Man and now apparently Florida Woman as well. 😉

Or not…

As eyerollingly funny and sarcastic as this is, it’s totally inaccurate. The woman in question, Helen Ann Williams, is actually from South Carolina! And, she used a ceramic squirrel.

Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Florida Woman | Humor | South Carolina

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021 at 10:33 am and is filed under Announcements, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Meanwhile, in Florida, an elderly couple feeds a herd of manatees. The words, “Hold my beer,” were neither spoken nor heard. Nor did death, injury, or property damage occur.

Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Manatees | Memes & Tropes

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 24th, 2020 at 9:08 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Yeah, electing Joe Biden to the Presidency would be a lot like voting Florida Man into high office. It’s what our domestic enemies, the Democrats want though, and it’s what could happen if Americans look on and do nothing.

Then, has anyone been allowed to ask Creepy Uncle Joe if he thinks he’s from Florida? Or, if he believes that is- and identifies as a groundhog for that matter?

Tags: 2020 Elections | America | Biden | Democrats | Disasters | Florida Man | Humor | Memes & Tropes | Sarcasm | Senility

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 20th, 2020 at 6:04 am and is filed under 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.