jonolan on Introducing The Daomaki: “😆 Yeah! And, I'm thinking a crosshatch drizzle of both Eel Sauce and either Spicy Mayo or Spicy Miso. Or…” Nov 11, 08:11 on Fucking Vegetables: “Heh! You're right! This is the mature fruit of the Passiflora quadrangularis erotica vine.” Sep 25, 08:38
on Fucking Vegetables: “It's no peppers, it's the fruit of a passionflower. So it's fruit, no vegetable. And it's not genetic, it's natural.…” Sep 24, 08:08
Just a simple PSA for my old people still in Florida. 😉 There’s a reason you don’t put Christmas lights on palm trees and this is it!
Tags: America | Christmas Lights | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Society
It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆
Tags: Alligators | Crazy | Drugs | Florida | Florida Man | Humor
Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State will always have a “special” place in my heart… and my spleen, and my liver. It’s the home of Florida Man and now apparently Florida Woman as well. 😉
Or not…
As eyerollingly funny and sarcastic as this is, it’s totally inaccurate. The woman in question, Helen Ann Williams, is actually from South Carolina! And, she used a ceramic squirrel.
Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Florida Woman | Humor | South Carolina
Meanwhile, in Florida, an elderly couple feeds a herd of manatees. The words, “Hold my beer,” were neither spoken nor heard. Nor did death, injury, or property damage occur.
Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Manatees | Memes & Tropes
Yeah, electing Joe Biden to the Presidency would be a lot like voting Florida Man into high office. It’s what our domestic enemies, the Democrats want though, and it’s what could happen if Americans look on and do nothing.
Then, has anyone been allowed to ask Creepy Uncle Joe if he thinks he’s from Florida? Or, if he believes that is- and identifies as a groundhog for that matter?
Tags: 2020 Elections | America | Biden | Democrats | Disasters | Florida Man | Humor | Memes & Tropes | Sarcasm | Senility
