Borg Are Stupid

Borg Are Stupid
Borg Are Stupid
Throw Rocks At Them

Truly, Star Trek’s Borg are stupid, very stupid. They could “make” Borgs that looked like Seven of Nine but, instead, kept with the hideous cyberzombie esthetic. Really? “Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!” 😆 Given that it stated that individual Borg are infectious via close contact, it would have been smarter and better to infiltrate Risa and other, similar planets with ones like Seven of Nine – and similar, male counterparts. “Resistance is unanticipated. They were assimilated with a smile.”

And, as an added bit of snark, the whole “throw rocks at them” is an admission that the Feddies were equally stupid. The one form of attack that Borg shields, both personal and ship, couldn’t almost instantly adapt to was simple kinetic energy. Literally, throwing rocks at them at relativistic speeds would have utterly wiped out the Borg Cubes. Yet, not once did the Federation deploy mass drivers, railguns, or any similar weaponry.

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United Federation Of Horror

United Federation Of Horror
United Federation Of Horror

😆 ROFLMAO 😆 The United Federation Of Horror indeed! Of course, there’s an added level of horror for us grognard types: few younger than 50 years-old know that the character, Michael Myers in the venerable Halloween franchise wore a Captain Kirk mask.

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Somewhere Out There

Somewhere Out There Is The Heaven We Want
Somewhere Out There Is The Heaven We Want

Oh, to boldly go to a galaxy far, far away in order to watch Lt. Uhura’s and Princess Leia’s catfight. 😛 Even better if I get to watch it with my one arm around an Orion woman and the other around a Twi’lek babe.

Yes, somewhere out there amid the Heavens is perfection.

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And Star Trek?

And Star Trek?
And Star Trek?

Despite the seemingly all-consuming nature of Disney, they haven’t bought the rights to Star Trek… yet.

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Why Yes, Khan, It Is

So, Revenge Is Ice Cream?
Yes, Khan, It Is Ice Cream
Yes, Khan, It Is Ice Cream

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